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The Toy Soldier is weidly good at mimicking sounds. It’s favourites to mimic are :
•octokitten noises (which has frightened Jonny on many occasions),
•a lighter clicking,
•and the doctor who intro sound.
- 🔆 anon
yes. it goes clickclickclickclick. (i have no clue what the doctor who intro sound is <never seen doctor who (fake tumblr user /silly))
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Hear me out: The Toy Soldier gets a little confused on whether Jonny is singing the song or ordering it to "Open Fire!", and after an incident or two a few planets ago, Tim has been placed in charge of wrestling the gun away from it before they get to Rose Red
yeah. i see it😔. i imagine the crew did TRY to explain to it the difference but,,,, it didn’t work,,,
ohh yes. tbh i bet their server has holes EVERYWHERE. like all over the ground. you can tell where ashes and tim have been based solely off that alone.
Marius and Jonny are biters,
Jonny will bite everyone and everything but his favourite thing to bite is Brian, the metal just tastes good okay??
Brian used to try and stop him but eventually just gave up and let him do it when Jonny look particularly dejected after being told off.
Marius will just walk up to TS and bite it like a cat, then say some weird comment, like how it tastes more Birch-y today or something and then just walk away.
TS always thanks him afterwards like its the best thing anyones ever told it despite this happening last week as well.
— 🔆 anon
(No this totally isn’t projection of me wanting to bite everything I see, what are you talking about????)
brian always has suspiciously jonny-tooth shaped dents on his surface,,,,,
The crew has had competitions for who can get arrested and get their mugshots taken in the weirdest outfit imaginable (and then slip out, taking the mugshots with them) and that’s why Lyf was like “their clothes were utterly alien”
Jonny was in one of those blow up alien costumes with the fake legs
Ashes was wearing numerous feather boas that shedded absolutely everywhere
Tim devised an outfit of nothing but belts (he has a ton of belts but he stole everyone else’s belts instead just for the heck of it)
Nastya dressed like a a suburban dad complete with a Hawaiian shirt, cargo pants, a “women love me fish fear me” trucker hat and crocs (she later just started regularly wearing the cargo shorts because all the pockets are useful)
Marius wore a snorkeling mask, a 1920s swimsuit, flippers and a pink flamingo floatie
Raphaella tried to convince Brian to test if he could get public nudity charges with his robot body but he denied. (She actually wore an outfit comprised 99% of glitter and mirrors that shedded everywhere as glitter does)
What Brian actually wound up doing was wear the most atrocious color combos possible
Ivy dressed in something similar to the Halloween costume Karen wore in Mean Girls
Toy Soldier won the competition by wearing a plain white tshirt and blue jeans (truly the most terrifyingly strange outfit it could wear)
-summer camp anon <]:)
ohhhh,,,,, yep. after TS won everyone was too intimidated to try and one-up it. (i imagine TS somehow looked exactly like a human teenage boy. like. EXACTLY (i’m picturing my older brother. he’s the epitome of teenage boy))
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jonny's original plan to get rid of carmilla was secretly feeding her apples and garlic. because an apple a day keeps the doctor away and vampires can't eat garlic. one hit k.o. right. sadly that's not how any of that works
oh yeah. 100%.
i was thinking of this for a fic so here you get my headcanons for how they drink:
jonny is at least a little drunk all the time or as much as possible. he's super tolerant to most alcohol by now so he has a whole cabinet of whiskey to himself for when we wants to actually get smashed
tim drinks a lot too but not as much as jonny, the crew will often find him just laying on the floor passed out (inspired by that one image)
nastya drinks whenever she wants but not incredibly often. it just fucks with her blood a little
ashes drinks just a bit less than they smoke. so all the time.
marius will drink on occasion, i think he doesn't hate it he just is actually happy when he's sober for the most part. he's usually a chaotic drunk but sometimes just depressed
brian and TS don't drink as it doesn't really work
ivy prefers not to drink as she doesn't like not being able to think clearly, she is probably a massive lightweight
raphaella is a wine girl to me. she drinks with the group usually but sometimes just for fun.
idk if these are out of character for them but also i dont care
mm,,, i love how half of them are drunkards and half of them rarely drink at all,,,
0% of the Mechs can remember their parents full faces or voices.
Johnny can kinda remember his father's face as he died but hes the only exception and he wished he wasn't.
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oh:( yeah:((
