#askarooni

If Dabi could surprise you with any kind of present, what would it be?

@theselfshipqueenie

Gabe.exe has crashed sdfgdgsdfh

Hi Queenie!! Thank you so much!!

Umm... What would it be...

Another kid!

No, please don’t. We have enough.

If he were aiming for the chaotic effect, I think he would surprise me with front row seats to the destruction of a certain Hero's Agency building.

If he was aiming to be sweet, though... Hmmm... Probably a vacation. Wouldn’t matter where, just, anywhere. No work, no worries, just enjoying ourselves somewhere new.

Oh man, the timeline placement is taking me for a flippin ride, tell ya what.I have exactly two theories left.The fallen hero timeline makes the most sense, I think. The latest in the timeline, in fact. That would explain how we have species from Wind Waker in Hyrule. It would also make sense to be a ways after Zelda 1, this being a spiritual sequel to it and all. That is the most likely answer in my opinion.However. I refuse to abandon the possibility that we will finally be playing the Original Link.We have the Sailcloth, which as we know was a gift to OG link from Hylia herself (in the early showings of the game they straight-up referred to it as the sailcloth from SS). That thing has never made a reappearance. This might be the original. We have robot-like monsters that certainly would have found a home in Skyward sword- specifically in the past, as seen in Lanayru desert. All the references to the Sheikah, who were so important in Hyrule’s history (despite being absent or hiding for most of the series). I really think it’s possible all the wind waker things are a ruse and it’s actually far in the past. (I mean, everyone can tell the Koroks evolved from the Kokiri, who I theorized evolved from the Kikwi, but I mean. There’s nothing to say the kikwi went right to korok and the kokiri form was specifically from the deku tree of OOT.)

Boy I am long-winded.

@alovesickdork Hey Mary!

Send a 💋 and I’ll give you a crush that didn’t quite make it to F/O level! 

So, crushes... Let’s start with

Rupert Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I am convinced, that Iif I actually sit down and watch this show, Giles will get put on my f/o list. Yes you heard me right, I have yet to watch this show.

Next up is

Cole Turner from Charmed (1998)

I had a weird thing for demons when I was a kid, what can I say..

Third we have

Posion Ivy, specifically from Batman The Animated Series

SHE’S SO! DAMN! PRETTY!!

Next up iiiis

Richard B. Riddick from The Chronicles of Riddick

Vin Diesel and Tom Hardy are the two actors where I swear I will start crushing on their characters, no joke 👀👀👀

And last, but not least

Rain Ocampo from the Resident Evil movies

She speaks for herself

👀👀👀 Though she might not be a crush for much longer... Damn...

@nikkzships come get your ship!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love you!!! Thank you for anyways indulging mee!!!

So, this ran me over like a semi-truck like... A couple of hours ago, and the few ideas are as follows:

It could go one of two ways, they're part of the Akatsuki, or they're ANBU/Former ANBU from their respective Villages

Obviously Dabi is from Konohagakure

Gabe is from Yukigakure

If ANBU, Touya would be active ANBU and Gabe would be former, training a team of young Jonin (Hitoshi, Himiko and... Ugh, I would have said Izuku, but he'd would make more sense coming from Konoha, Eri would be way too young... Katsuki? But he seems like he'd be more from Konoha as well... Mustard? That kid needs a proper name, but yeah. Hitoshi, Himiko and Mustard.)

Gabe and their team would have come to Konoha for the Chunin exams

Touya would have come to cheer on Shoto

They'd get to talking

After the exams, they write to each other, and Touya would start keeping an eye out for missions that would take him anywhere near The Land of Snow

If Akatsuki, Dabi's story would be similar to his canon story, his body couldn't physically handle his Chakra, Enji stopped his training, and told him to give up on being a ninja. Touya keeps training anyway, and runs away after severely injuring himself. Akatsuki finds him, helps him heal and train properly, becomes Dabi.

Gabe would have left Yuki when Hitoshi was old enough to travel, having had enough with their Village's hypocrisy, joining Akatsuki as a way of protecting their son.

Gabe and Dabi become partners after Dabi heals, hunting down jinjuriki together

Long nights under the stars gets them talking and being rather friendly to each other

Eventually, romance

And that's all I've got for the Naruto!AU so far!

@alovesickdork Sure thing, Mary! Thank you so much for the ask!

6. Has your s/i undergone any design/story changes since they were first made?

Actually, they’ve gone through quite a few! So I originally started off with just a random Human getting stuck in Hell, accidentally falling through one of the portals the I.M.P. created for a job, and wandered their way to the Hotel. Then I decided that having powers would neat, and gave them a patron. Their patron started off originally being Lilith, then Charlie, because they’re both a bit naive and I thought it would fit. In the end, I decided on Alastor, cause that would have a more solid ground to stand on with Husk being a bit protective over them. The creepy stalker guy looking for his manic-pixie-dream-girl was the final change, cause Alastor’s ward just ‘accidentally’ falling through a portal to Hell didn’t make sense.

7. Give us 3 random facts abt your s/i!

Their familliar is a Rook, we are blaming the Goth phase they never really grew out of

They inherited Alastor’s radio from their Serial Killer obsessed aunt, which is how they initally came into contact with Alastor

Was born in the 70′s, but Alastor’s magic grants them conditional Eternal Youth, so they’ll look like they’re in their mid 20′s until Alastor says so

8. Does your s/i have any kind of powers?

Yes. They made a deal with Alastor when they were a child, where they would get powers, in exchange for their eternal service, both in Life and in Death. As well as the use of their body so Alastor can goof off in the Land of the Living whenever he pleases.

Hey Hannah!

Talking about time-skip Dabi is going to make me sad. We’re not going to talk about canon here, but I’m still gonna be sad cause I’m gonna be thinking about it.

In 5 years, we’ll be happy and alive, taking care of Eri, watching Hitoshi be an adult in whatever profession he chooses, and the 4 of us will still be causing mayhem for those who deserve it. Maybe have Shoto and Natsuo join us, especially if we’re harrassing Endeavor.

~ Gabe

@alovesickdork Thank you for asking about my grumpy old man 🥺🥺🥺

I have no idea if this would actually taste good, but it will probably get you drunk, and that fits Husk to a T

The idea is a layer of scotch on the bottom, with a beer float, and topped with cherry syrup. No ice or frills, cause I assume Husk is the one making the drink in this case.