#askamerica

Ok so I am not actually asking these questions but recently a bloody boomerang came flying at my face with a message attached to it. I am located in New Zealand and I presume that this was sent from an Aussie. Now that I have that cleared up here are the questions. Q1. So you think we're bogan speaking kangaroo riding hillbillies. Well you're wrong if you've ever tried to ride a kangaroo you will see it is not possible, we'd much prefer riding emus not em us eee mews you unannounciating pricks. So do you ride fat people and how many stories of you are there riding 1 fat person and what happens when he loses weight or does he gain it back again or was this practice discontinued? Q2. What blonde (dumb) to able ratio do you have? Q3. How come your famous people aren't fat? Do they have special privileges? Q4. Are the Kardashians the American Royal family? That concludes my questions to you crab apples (actually wtf is a crab apple?) leave your temper under your pillows, mates.

Now Taking questions doll~ <3 ;o feel free to ask anything

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