#ask:lily

@parallellives​ || a meme

Despite his sickly appearance, Lily never doubted Remus’ capabilities. Nor would she this time. Besides, the playfullness between them was intoxicating, and the girl was loving the lightheartedness she could see in him. It was such a difference from the brooding he did near a full moon. 

SEND ME A NUMBER:

1. For a drunk text

[TEXT TO LILY]: have yiu aever thoughtb that yoru hair ooks kond of like ava? you know ieke the kinf o lava tha comes out of a vaolacano? i bet dragins like volajcons? Tha probebly means Hugo liejs them too.

2. For an angry text

[TEXT TO LILY]: WHY IS IT THAT THE OLDER WE GET, THE LATER THE ADMINISTRATION THINKS IT’S OKAY TO KEEP US AWAKE FOR ASTRONOMY LABS? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT SOME OF US GET UP AT 5 AM TO GO RUNNING AND CAN’T AFFORD TO STAY UP TO SUCH AN UNGODLY HOUR?

3. For a text meant for someone else

[TEXT TO LILY]: Do you ever wonder what would have happened if they’d given Lily captain instead of Ryder this year? I heard rumors that they almost did because she was Harry Potter’s daughter and everything, but then she’d still be in charge instead of Vlad, and Hufflepuff would probably be toast...[TEXT TO LILY]: Crap, didn’t mean to send that to you -- no offense. But he’s played pro and stuff, you get it, right?

4. For a text asking for a favor

[TEXT TO LILY]: Yoooooooo favorite Potter! Out of curiosity, do you know if your dad still has that Pensieve thing where you can like...take your memories out and put them inside? Do you know where he got that thing and how expensive it is to get one? Or if he at least knows how to like take memories out for, say, the night before a Quidditch game so that someone can get a good night’s rest?

5. For a goodbye message

[TEXT TO LILY]: I killed the plant that Coote got me for my birthday. I knew I was going to forget to take care of it eventually, but damn, dead flowers are really pathetic looking. RIP plant, I’m sorry you had such a lousy person in charge of watering you. 

6. For a date invite

Roxy always talks about how cute her cousin Lily is and how much I’m going to like her, and guess what? I met her today on the train, and she really was just as nice as Roxy said. I didn’t think it was possible, and that she’d exaggerated or something, but it was all true.

She even shared her cauldron cakes with me on the train when they sold out and everything, and I was getting really excited, like I was actually going to have a roommate besides Ari that I could be friends with. I sucked at Muggle school at making friends with people, so I was afraid Hogwarts would be the same, but Lily was really cool and I think we could get along well.

But she’s not my roommate. She got sorted into Hufflepuff.

And Ari’s not my roommate. She’s a Slytherin now. How could she have been a secret Slytherin this whole time?! Do I even know her at all? Were we ever really even friends or was she just being all Slytherin-y and using me for something?

Ugh, stupid Ari and her stupid abandoning me. And stupid Lily Potter for not being a Gryffindor. Now I have to room with this weird girl whose name rhymes with mine and this creepy girl who talks about herself in the third person.

Maybe I should just run away and be in Hufflepuff with Lily and Roxy’s other cousin Hugo. Dad wouldn’t be too mad at me for being a badger... right?

Send ❤ for a loving text.

[Text to Lily]: Thank you for being so sweet, Lily. I know we don’t know each other that well, but you’re someone who I always feel comfortable talking to, no matter how terrifying your best friend may be. 

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

[Text to Lily]: Your boyfriend was sitting with Kitty at breakfast and suddenly there was no bacon on our table anymore, and I was really craving it today! Usually I don’t care, but ugh! CONTAIN YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND IF YOU WANT HIM TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOUR WEDDING DAY.

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

[Text to Lily]: I still don’t understand Quidditch that well, but since I’ve been trying to report on it for the Herald, I’ve been paying more attention. And that catch you made today was really incredible! I may not understand the whole game, but I know diving for the gold Snitchy thingy like that and snatching it right out from under someone else’s nose is really impressive!

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

[Text to Lily]: Which statue did you say the Prefect’s bathroom was beside again, Lo? And you promise no one will be in there at this time of night? I know you said the Hufflepuff Quidditch captain sometimes comes to take bubble baths with Henry or something, I don’t want to run into them. 

Pisces: What 5 items would you take with you on a deserted island?

My wand. 

A book on how to Apparate, since I haven’t learned yet.

Some food to last me until I teach myself how to Apparate. 

A water purifier.

A water bottle.

Being a witch really makes deserted islands less problematic.

7th house: What is your ‘type’?

What do you mean, type? Like... like a romance thing? Because I thought everyone in the castle knew about my big crush on Mr. Darcy! But I know that I really need to start working on caring more about real people than about fictional characters, so I guess it would be nice if I found someone who listens. Who really cares about what I’m saying, and wants to understand me, and makes me feel like I’m important. Somebody who I’m really sure likes me for me, even the little quirks. I don’t know; everyone tells me that when I find the right person, I’ll just be able to feel it... I hope they’re right, because I really feel like everyone else knows and I’m falling behind. 

Me me me me me me me! Frozen yogurt is my favorite treat, wweet and yummy, froyo's all I eat, 'cause you only live once

Kelsey or Ollie. Kelsey’s my other half, and Ollie’s just such a sweetheart that it’s hard not to be happy when he’s around. If he’s not picking on me that day, Leo totes makes the list, too.