Are you always an idiot, or just when I’m around?

Well, I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. Lemme break this down for you, you’re an idiot if you think any of those words have anything to do with my girl, Berry, actually I’d probably say they’re what you should have carved into your tomb stone, ‘cos if you ever talk about my girlfriend like that again… I will end you. 

For what? Needing more time? Well my bad, it’s a good thing this is my relationship and not yours, so stay the hell out’a it. 

Newsflash, I don’t care what you think, I lo… I like Rachel for who she is and I know a long list of people who would also agree that she’s smokin’ hot, so stop tryin’ to piss me off by insulting my girlfriend. Just face it, you’re wrong. 

Then you’ve gotta have a freakin’ weird description of what ugly means.