#ask:ben

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

✂ for a catty text

[✉ TO BEN]: Killing you with kindness would be a lot more fun if it were actually killing you. But nope, your face looks just as healthy and smarmy and slappable as ever. Ugh.

★ for a dumb meme or inside joke text

[✉ TO BEN]: Alright, future ex-husband, I’ve got your joke of the day![✉ TO BEN]: Why did the tomato blush?[✉ TO BEN]: Because he saw the salad dressing…

September 2019

Dear Diary,

Today in the hallways, I bumped into a boy with spiky hair. He wasn’t as sweet as Leo -- he didn’t pick up my books or walk me to class or anything, although to be fair he wasn’t in my next class. But he did ask if I was okay, and he didn’t laugh at me, and that’s a start, isn’t it? I hate being laughed at, but people here have been so understanding of the fact that I read when I shouldn’t, or that I sometimes start daydreaming during conversations, or... Hogwarts is just so magical, isn’t it? I’ve never felt so much like I was surrounded by people like  me; Jason and Jules were always just on such a different level than I was.

Anyway, I can’t believe I never paid attention to the spiky-haired boy before because it turns out that he’s in my year! He’s a Slytherin and I haven’t made any Slytherin friends yet, but he smiled at me earlier when I walked into class -- it was kind of a smirky smile, but I think his face is just like that? Maybe we could be friends; I need more of them so that Leo and Zoe don’t get totally sick of me! I should try and sit next to him in class, except I noticed that in the classes we have together, my roommate Kelsey sometimes sits with him. Maybe they knew each other before we got to Hogwarts, like Zoe and I did. If I ever make friends with either one of them, I’ll be sure to ask!

I hope the spiky haired boy keeps smiling at me. It’s nice to have a friendly face in classes, especially since scary Lauren Goyle is in the same ones as he is!

xoxo,

Becca