#ask-the-edfable

WHAT have I told you about comin' back around here again tryin' this shit, you little pink perverted marshmallow from Hell?  Lay ONE LATEX-ENCASED HAND on ANYBODY in this fenceline and I'm gonna squeeze you so hard your brain will squirt out your ear-holes-

Please, Miss Polly, go back to your post, I will handle this one I do not think he will be dangerous, even when I cannot see.

...Whatever.  Touch him and die, marshmallow.

Aaaaactually isn't, like, that Genesect thing the first bionic Pokemon?  I mean they kinda cloned him back to life and stuck all that armor and that BFC on his back.  Not counting Porygon since it's a fully digital life form, I'd say Genesect beat Polly to being the first bionic Pokemon.

Besides man, if she wakes up with half her innards replaced with tech, she's gonna be one grouchy snake.  And can you imagine trying to regenerate a backbone when there's a fake one there already?  This has body horror implications all over it as her body tries to rebuild parts of itself already replaced with tech and her regeneration goes out of control-

How do you keep getting in here every single guard in this place has your picture and description and orders to kill on sight-

I, ah...  May have never passed those out, ma'am.  I apologize.

And just who the hell gave you permission to start NOT doing what I tell you to, prettyboy?

He is harmless, ma'am, I certainly was not going to pass out orders for him to be killed!-

HARMLESS MY TAIL!  Give him two seconds unobserved and he's going to have his hands all over SOMEBODY'S butt!  Mewdamnit fine, fine!  Then he's YOUR Arceusfuckin' problem!  And you know what I do to those responsible for problems, Wyatt.

I actually just touched on this recently!  Technically, we don’t really fall under either category exclusively, we’re really kind of an intermediate!  the delineations are pretty sketchy when it comes to Pokémon anyway, but there are some that are pretty good analogues of mammals and reptiles.  Nidos are more in-between, possessing characteristics of both groups!