#ask-cryptic-surprise

@ask-cryptic-surprise

[ Glisten was midway setting up the portable fan when this little munchkin knocked on the door ] [ He had taken immediate notice to her traumatised disposition ] [ Barely even registered who had given her permission to come here - The Yatta genes were strong ]

[ ..And he is immediately overcome by emotion. Whatever caused this child this much distress, he is praying desperately for it's swift destruction ] [ He would die for this child ]

Finn suddenly appears out of seemingly nowhere, almost tripping over on his feet. It forces him onto his knees. The first thing he does is start to cough into his hand. No, not just cough, but dry heave. He coughs over and over, as if trying to force something out, but nothing does.

He looks terrified, shaking horribly. The other things abnormal was a frog wearing a fedora, an axolotl with a tux and Barnaby wearing cool shades all floating in his head. He paid them no mind.

Once the coughing fades, all he mutters is

‘He’s gone. That’s not him…where is he…?’

(Ask-Cryptic Surprise)

[ Poor poor Finnigan.. ] [ Closely behind the little man was a stalking beast. Not fully grasping the gravity of the situation, eyes set on his heartbeat ] [ Which was worryingly fast, may he add! ] [ Unfortunately, Sprout did not put two and two together, thinking these were just innocent shenanigans; he leapt out from behind the boxes behind Finn ]

" ..oh " " ... " " oh SHIT " " ginger.. GINGER.. ! " " COSMO. OH FUCK SHE'S BACK "

@ask-cryptic-surprise

-Cryptic Surprise Yatta

(I know it says other universes are okay but feel free to ignore if you like)

" i don't like to disappoint, but i've been down hundreds of floors -- maybe not literally -- and even canned fruit is an endangered species " " i have orange extract and a dream " " and a lot of fondant " " ..and baking soda " " my bad. like actually. my bad. i've been really lackin' "