#ask-carcosa

>// sure buddy >// your OROCHI toasters aren't shit >// i've fought goblins with more structure than you >// you only pilot HYDRA because the greywash didn't like you >// my NHP girlfriend cascades if i look at her wrong, her casket is a block of concrete somewhere on Bo now >// but i still wouldn't touch your NHP's dirty-ass casket with a hazmat suit on >// what's your NHP's omninumber? i know a lovely GORGON pilot i'd like her to meet

// You literally were chosen by the greywash // That is the epitome of love // You were so loved that a hivemind of Nanites chose you // That rules, I'm happy for you

// Won't lie to you though // Hydra scares the shit out of me // Had a buddy that piloted one // WAY too many arms for one frame

// in what world- // buddy if you knew the people i know to pilot SSC // no 1 would never think it's fancy // it's just people who wanna fuck the Metalmark. // "oh we do business with the wealthy" // im an anarchist // my first mech was K-PG // i grew up among [UNGRATEFULS] ffs! // who do you think was mining the materials // for your Lamborghini Huracan of a mech? // all i need is my it/its puppything SCYLLA // my fat vorpal gun // annoying (4 every1 else) amount of reactions // and pure hull upgrades !!! // rich mechs are more fun to destroy

// Of course we fuck

// Sorry not sorry bozo

// "Dangerous NHPs that value combat efficacy over pilot wellbeing." - COMP/CON entry on SEKMET // Abandon all hope, ye who enter here // SEKMET is the Goth baddie you think you want // Then on the first date they pull out the razorblades // If SCYLLA is the mommy that will protect you // SEKMET is the one that will MAKE you call them mommy as they hurt you // If you're into that, make yourself seem pathetic // I'm sure it'll naturally be interested in you // But be wary, I get the vibe SEKMETs would enjoy cucking their Licensee // Not my speed, but good luck to you

// Firstly, I adore that I've become the authority on dating NHPs on this little corner of the omninet. // In any case, if this is YOUR Enlightenment-Class, literally just ask them; // Technophiles and their EC-NHPs have so much tension it's unreal. // If it is not your Enlightenment-Class, tread carefully // It'll probably be more attracted to its "owner" (which is kind of a misnomer, but I digress) // It's not inherently going to be attracted to its companion, but more likely than not // Also tread carefully around their companion, Pilots - Lancers especially - don't like being double-crossed // I got lucky with my Sierra, we were both basically infatuated with each other right off the bat.