Apr 3, 2017
speak up
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speak up
Human pillow, best guy, love-punches.
send me ‘speak up!’ for the first three things my muse equates with yours!
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Be My Escape - Relient K
She shouldn’t be so crushed. People had been telling her for months that Isaac wasn’t into her, Isaac himself included, but she’d been so sure... How could he not like her? How could he really and truly not want to be with her? Blair had sworn up and down that it was just him playing hard to get, but he hadn’t looked like he was playing hard to get when she’d walked into the Charms classroom and found him playing tonsil-hockey with some other girl.
She’d probably slammed the door loud enough that she’d made a scene, but she didn’t care. At least, she didn’t care until she hit a dead end in the corridor, and turned to see that Isaac was rounding the corner after all. Blair’s eyes roamed the hall, looking for anyone she recognized, and she grabbed Leo Spinnet, perhaps a bit too roughly.
“Quick, pretend I just said something really interesting, I need you to be my escape,” Blair commanded, raising her eyebrows at him when he didn’t react instantly. She could sense Isaac getting closer -- to beg for her forgiveness? To yell at her for interrupting his snog session? She didn’t care which one it was, she just had to seem completely and totally uninterested, and when Leo finally seemed to catch on to her plan, she breathed a sigh of relief. Isaac Fawcett didn’t get to humiliate her today, thank Merlin.
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Speak up
Fellow cat lover, superior song writer, knows how to dress himself.
send me ‘speak up!’ for the first three things my muse equates with yours!
Send ❤ for a loving text. / Send ☁ for a hateful text. /Send ♔ for a admiring text. / Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you. / Send ♬ for a desperate text.
Send ❤ for a loving text.
✉ to Leo → So in case I don’t remind you enough, you’re one of my best friends in the whole entire universe, and I’m really glad that I have you around <3 I’m sorry I’ve been such a bummer lately, but knowing I’ve got special people like you in my life makes it a little easier not to be sad about stuff. I love you very much, Leopold :-p Don’t let it go to your head.
Send ☁ for a hateful text.
✉ to Leo → YOU’RE A BIG STUPID FISHSTICK! YOU KNOW WHAT’S WORSE THAN NOT KNOWING WHO YOUR CRUSH IS? KNOWING WHO YOUR CRUSH IS AND HAVING YOU NOT LET ME COMMENT ON IT!!!!
Send ♔ for a admiring text.
✉ to Leo → Who’s my handsome lovable best friend who looks amazing in vests? Spoiler: you are! You should teach the rest of the boys in our year to dress as well as you do, I promise you’ll still be in the top 3 cutest :-p
Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.
✉ to Leo → Okay but I cannot endorse you shoving cake in Leo’s face, Kels! If he asks afterwards, I had no knowledge of this plan :-p
Send ♬ for a desperate text.
✉ to Leo → I TRIED CARRYING MY OWN BIG HEAVY BOOKS TO CLASS SINCE YOU CALLED ME A BULLY, AND NOW MY ARMS ARE SO SORE. OWWWWW, HOW DO ATHLETES COPE WITH THIS PAIN? MAKE IT GO AWAYYYYYY! HELP ME MAKE IT GO AWAY :( :( :(
text message memes.
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SEND ME A NUMBER:
1. For a drunk text
[TEXT TO LEO]: if yuo evera ctually marray roxanee dont let isabel do it. shes not reaaaaaaaal she’s not allowdk to do th ething.
2. For an angry text
[TEXT TO LEO]: WHAT THE HECK, SPINNET? YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL *OTHER* PEOPLE I GAVE YOU THE PASSWORD TO THE PREFECT’S BATHROOM, THEN THEY’LL START GOING IN THERE ALL THE TIME AND I CAN’T SWIM LAPS IN THE TUB IN PEACE!
3. For a text meant for someone else
[TEXT TO LEO]: I don’t know, I really don’t think he’s hot, Clara, but I guess maybe he is and I’ve just known him too long to really see him that way? I guess if you really want to try going after guys your own year that there are worse ones you could go for than Leo.
4. For a text asking for a favor
[TEXT TO LEO]: Can you do me a favor and maybe like... not tell people you walked in on me kissing Hugo earlier? I really thought it was too late for anyone to be coming into the common room, otherwise I wouldn’t have done it there. I’m just not really sure if we’re being super public about the whole ‘us’ thing yet... Plus I don’t want the Slytherins to think they can exploit that as a weakness before our match next month :-p
5. For a goodbye message
[TEXT TO LEO]: Just in case you decide you can’t bear to talk to me anymore after we wipe the pitch with you later, it’s been real, kid :-p
6. For a date invite
[TEXT TO LEO]: Hey, wanna go for a walk out on the grounds with me? HOW DO I MAKE THAT SOUND LIKE I WANT IT TO BE A DATE AND NOT LIKE IT’S JUST FRIENDS HANGING OUT?![TEXT TO LEO]: (BTW I’m not actually asking you out, that was just a hypothetical question)
7. For a fearful text
[TEXT TO LEO]: MacNair was totally lurking around the pitch during our practice earlier... do you think he’s trying to cancel Quidditch?
8. For a corny pick up line
[TEXT TO LEO]: We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
9. For a long barrage of texts
[TEXT TO LEO]: Okay, but how do you think the first guy came up with the idea to use a goat’s bladder as a ball?[TEXT TO LEO]: And how did they get from using an inflated bladder to making normal leather Quaffles?[TEXT TO LEO]: And why does the United States insist on still playing different variations of Quidditch? Why can’t they just assimilate like everyone else?[TEXT TO LEO]: What happens if a US team is actually ever good enough to make the World Cup? Do we have to play by their rules? Do they have to play by ours?[TEXT TO LEO]: I actually hope I never live to see the day. I don’t think I could deal with doing it their way.[TEXT TO LEO]: Or do I want to know? I’m so curious now, maybe I’ll ask Jenkins if he knows the answer.
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SEND ME A NUMBER:
1. For a drunk text
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] ogmy gosh laugren and i are finalley drinkeyjg the firehwiskey she got me fr my bhrthday and this is so funnnnn wy did you guys never invte me fo do tis before?[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] also cab i tocuh your hair?
2. For an angry text
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] How can Professor Loki just throw crystal balls at people like that?! He wasn’t even throwing them at me, but still, it came very close to hitting me! And I don’t play Quidditch like you do, there’s no way for me to catch it and protect myself?
3. For a text meant for someone else
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Do you think my boobs are too small? I just saw someone else wearing the same dress I got for the Valentine’s Ball and they looked sooooooo much better in than I did. It’s like their chest defies gravity, how did they get themselves to look that amazing?[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Wow, SORRY! That was supposed to be to Amelia, my other favorite Hufflepuff :-p
4. For a text asking for a favor
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Oh dearest darling friend who lives right across fro the kitchens....[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] If you bring a Chai tea latte up to Ravenclaw right now I’ll do your History of Magic essay for you 😇
5. For a goodbye message
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] I GOT DISTRACTED READING WHILE WE WERE WALKING DOWN THE HALL TOGETHER AND NOW I DON’T SEE YOU ANYWHERE I’M SO SORRY I WANDERED AWAY ILU I’LL SEE YOU AT DINNER
6. For a date invite
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Dear Leo, I feel like I don’t see nearly enough of you these days thanks to people who shall not be named. This is me formally requesting your presence tonight for a friend date. Be there or be square (no, seriously -- I can transfigure you into something square, don’t test me 😛
7. For a fearful text
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Okay, I know this is probably stupid so if it is you can just feel free to ignore me and pretend I never sent it in the first place, but sometimes I finish a book at 4 am and then I’m wide awake and I start thinking too much and -- Merlin, I’m rambling. [TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] You’re not mad at me, are you? I mean, the spending time with Emily thing is because you actually just really like spending time with Emily, and not because you want to replace me? Because if I did something, I can fix it. I just... I don’t want you to not want to be my friend anymore, if that’s what this is.
8. For a corny pick up line
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Hey Leo, if you were a triangle, you’d be acute one 😘
9. For a long barrage of texts
[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Okay, but why do people seem to think zombie movies are the epitome of scary when the one I just watched was really stupid? [TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] Scratch that, every zombie movie I’ve ever seen has been stupid. The ones that are supposed to be funny? Stupid. The ones that are supposed to be scary? Stupid.[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] And to think that boys spend so much time planning and preparing for a zombie apocalypse. If the world’s going to end, I would hope something more impressive would be taking over.[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] What do you reckon a brain tastes like, anyway? If that’s the only meal they can eat for the rest of their lives and be sustained, I’d hope they’re at least delicious.[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] I guess we could eat some kind of cow brain or something to get an idea, they serve that at restaurants, don’t they?[TEXT TO LEOPOLD 🎩🎹🐝:] OH MY MERLIN WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES? MAKE ME GO TO BED ALREADY!
Text: Beccabeccabobecca how much do you wanna win duchess?
[Text]: I don’t know... it would have been nice, but when even Kelsey’s telling people to change their votes from me to someone else I should probably just give it up.[Text]: It’s just a stupid crown anyway, if you want to you can go ahead and vote for Aubrey.
Idk five of the symbols from that text meme
♘ for a questioning text
[✉ TO MR. ROXANNE WEASLEY]: Does it ever annoy you that Vlad just came in and took over as captain? I mean... he’s Vlad Krum, and you’re just a fifth year, but still, I could see how you maybe though captain should have been yours instead.
☮ for an apologetic text
[✉ TO MR. ROXANNE WEASLEY]: Sorry in advance for kicking your ass in March. I figured it was best to let you start mourning the end of your season now :-p
☽ for a sleepy text
[✉ TO MR. ROXANNE WEASLEY]: If you tell anyone I’ll punch you, but I keep having nightmares and your common room reminds me of sunshine and that weird Poo Bear thing Muggles love. Can you come let me in so I can sleep on one of the couches? I don’t want to bother Hugo since I know he’s had a hard time sleeping lately too.
✂ for a catty text
[✉ TO MR. ROXANNE WEASLEY]: Seriously, who does Ariana think she is? I get it, I fucked up, but I was 12 and scared. We’re 17 now, can she just get over it already? I can only apologize so many times before it makes me want to rip my own hair out.
♣ for a bitching text
[✉ TO MR. ROXANNE WEASLEY]: You know what’s annoying? That your house colors make you look like a bumblebee. Why did all the other houses get like silver, gold, that kind of thing, and then you guys got stuck with black and yellow? There’s even a bad song about your house colors, I found it on one of my workout mixes.
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