Do you have any plan in terms of getting back to human, or are you more concerned with figuring out how to live as a pokemon at this point? Even if you canāt talk, I imagine you can still read/write, which would go a long ways toward helping you stay independent...
Thatās the plan, yeah. Ā Not sure how Iām going to do it, but changing back to a human is my top priority. Ā
[tries reaching the coffee on the top shelf of the pantry. Fails. Turns her head and shouts.]
Hey Joey! Ā Can you help me out with this?
[gets the coffee machine started with the assistance of Joey.]
āWant sugar with that?ā Ā
No. Blackā¦ Ā Thanks, featherhead. Ā
Way I see it, this was a mixing of the venoshock -salazzle DNA- in my system with that big honking Moon Stone I knocked intoā and I mean it was a huge honking moon stone, not like the ones you carry in your pocket to evolve a cleffairy or nidorina. Ā Iām talking boulder size.
We went back to check and the whole thing seemed dead, same as the small ones when used on your typical evolutionā¦ Shit, Iāll probably need to find a way of getting out of this forest, making it to civilization, find a professor and explain what happened (all while avoiding capture by some dipshit trainer). Ā Thenā¦ Maybe. Ā
I mean, if thereās any reason to be hopeful, itās that I donāt think Iām the first recorded PokĆ©morph. Ā There are a handful of stories of people being transformed into PokĆ©mon and changing back. Ā For example, I understand Bill - you know, the PC guy- turned himself into a rattata while experimenting with transfer technology. Ā That reportās unconfirmed, as itās pretty embarrassing for Bill, but lots of credible sources tell me that shitās legit. Ā (And would you believe Red, the future Grand Champion, was the one to help him out of it? Small world.) Ā
