#ask teacakes

Cookies and cream froyo:1. Feed me. You're laughing but I'm not I'm serious if you'll cook for me we're golden.2. Let me ramble on about shit that doesn't make any sense.3. Be into the same stuff as me, but don't be obnoxious about it, and don't be a fucking idiot.Jasmine tea:My unpopular opinion is that republicans aren't all scary rights stealing monsters out to take away your children's privilege.Milk tea:Ummmm... definitely mori inspired things! I like flow-y tops and peterpan collars and knits and cutesy stuff and thats why everyon thinks I'm 15.

Five ways to win my heart:

Be kind. Seriously. Especially to me. I can get ridiculously sensitive, and I just need someone able to pop on in and make me feel better.

Wear delicious smelling cologne. Fuck everything cologne is great okay okay. DRESS NICE, TOO. I want a well dressed, well smellin man.

Be cultured, but not an asshole. You can be a bit of a hipster, I'll admit I am sometimes, too. And sometimes I can be a bit of an asshole, but I don't want a total jerkface. Also ref. 1 for details on non assholery.

Know where to hang out! And when to go out. Sometimes I really want to go out, and I want to go somewhere cool and new, and sometimes I just want to chill at home. Asking me is a good way of finding out what I want to do.

Most importantly, wantme. No one else. Above everything else, I want someone who likes me for me, and who really wants to date me, and is willing to pursue me. I'm not going to give you the run-around, if I like you I'll say so. But you have to do it first. I'd be too afraid of looking like an idiot to initiate anything.

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