#ask shatter

I triple dog dare you to burn something down! not anyone..just anything! chaos is what fuels us all!

Yep, that's her name! ^^

Narrator: "Shatter, it's on."

"And what, exactly, am I supposed to do."

"Introduce yourself."

"Do I have to."

"Yes."

Long sigh. "Fine."

—————{♤ Introduction, wow ♤}—————

"My name is Shatter, also known as the Ace of Spades, Spear Lady, blah blah blah, and so on. I'd rather spend my time alone while occasionally crashing at Fëdor's. Don't worry, I don't exactly go there rent-free, I'm not a freeloader."

"That it?"

"What else do you want me to say."

".. Y'know what? Good enough."

They've given up on trying to get Shatter to introduce herself properly.

————{♤ Interactive Characters ♤}————

▸ Narrator / @m1nc3d-r4gdl ➥ Which is just the person writing the blog. Start with "Narrator," if you wish to talk.

▸ Shatter ➥ The character you'll be asking the questions for (or roleplaying with, depending on who's asking/interacting) as default if you do not start with "Narrator," first.

———————{♤ Fun Fax ♤}———————

› I'm not rich, so don't bother asking me for money. You literally have 2 penthouses, a custom colored Hellcat, and even pay half of Fëdor's home rent every month when you come over. No I don't. Plus, I only contribute to Fëdor's rent because of guest guilt (guest perspective).

› As much as Spade/Pik and I look similar to one another, we aren't biological cousins nor relatives. You can strictly headcanon them as cousins, Shatter is significantly older than Spade and most of Fëdor's clones! (26, idk if Gabriel is canonically the same age as the other clones but yea) So that means strictly no shipping! :)

› I'm a lead storyboarder and Fëdor's work caught my attention. That alone is rare in the book, congrats! °0°

› I have a spade symbol birthmark, or whatever you call it, on my face. And a capital "A" motif on the blade of her spear!

› I'm a rogue clone, I don't exactly have someone to mimic. Meaning she's nobody's clone, not even Fëdor's ^^

› I'm lesbian, I'm not interested in anyone right now though. Me too! ᵔᗜᵔ Basically that means no shipping us with any male clones, or anyone in general, because I have a f/o (fictional other) and I love her sm! ˶–ᴗ–˶ ❁💜🪻

› I have telekinesis for glasses or ceramics, the ability to create a portal using the cracks I make on walls or floors, and visual manipulation, meaning you'll never know which cracks are real or just a visual manifestation. Her eyes change when she's upset, similar to Spade's/Pik's but it's more visible than subtle like having cracked glass eye veins (which work like normal eye veins) instead of just her irises and pupils only changing ^^

› She makes more cat sounds/noises than Spade does. (I'm more familiar with the English names than the Russian names due to only having watched the English version of 13 cards) I do not. Pinches Shatter's cheek (I advise you don't do this) which makes her yowl like an upset cat. And her hair puffs up like a cat's back fur.

› Her bow is actually a really long ribbon and works like actual cat ears (similar to Spade's hair), meaning both Spade and Shatter have airplane modes! Don't tell her I said this but she has long hair, she just neglects/doesn't brush it when she's too busy working.

› Her lower lashes are just eyeliner, her real lashes are the ones pointing upward! oᴗo

› Her pupils work similarly to a cat's, it just doesn't affect her color receptors °ᗜ°

› Her favorites are Filipino-style spaghetti (especially homemade), Mi Goreng Indomie without the chili, Jollibee yumburger meal, red apple C2 iced tea, barbecue, ketchup, sweet corn, and sour cream & onion flavored chips, french fries, potato wedges, waffle fries, curly fries, nestea peach iced tea, mango juice, ketchup, pancakes and waffles (she doesn't really mind either one), apple and mango slices, Halloween, multiple shades of purple, black, dark red, gray, goth and cyber city aesthetics, and lastly, cats and birds! ^^

› She's lazy sometimes, but she gets the work done oᴗo

› Her nose point is visibly lower than the other clones ^^

› Yes, she acts like a cat on top of sounding like one.

› Height upgrade, she's 6'5".

——————{♤ Ground Rules ♤}——————

▸ SFW only, NSFW is not tolerated.

▸ Do not kiss either of us at all.

▸ Do not take/touch any of her stuff, especially her spear, wallet, phone, stylus, and tablet.

▸ Do not touch the bow.

▸ Do interact with both if you'd like to!

▸ Have fun!

———{♤ Simple Reference Sheet ♤}———

That's all, enjoy and ask away!

@clonespadesten

I'm well, fellow Spade Suit. How are you?

Carrying a cargo ship and dropping it into a zigzag river out of spite and created a pocket dimension.

Ten.

You're underestimating yourself, you jumped over a 10-story building. TWICE.

No. Insert boosted Despicable Me Whistle music while she blatantly denies jumping over an apartment building twice.

⚠️ Sound warning ⚠️

No. And honestly? Neither will Persephone and Kei.

“ Hello, Shatter. “

@the-enigmaclone

Greetings. Kindly leave my TV, I'm trying to watch Helluva Boss with Narrator

*She’s acting quite different today..*

~ @aceof-hearts

Greetings Persephone, what brings you here?