#ask readingsteiner

brother? where is all the poop and pee we ordered from you? where was it all? We expected full delivery by tonight and it's still not here. If you can't deliver poop and pee on time, you can find new business partners, and a new brother!

I hate the way that books choose to be "she had an air of well-to-do about her" just say she's well off or financially stable or anything that makes sense to someone born after the damn Victorian era, ugh!

I have a ring of calloused, toughened hide around my asshole with just enough space in the middle for the hole. this calloused area restricts the expansion of my asshole when accommodating the side of my poop, which scrapes off all the excess circumference of my poops as it tries to pass through, allowing only a string of poop out about the size of a straw. this causes the pressure in my butthole to build up so great that the poop kind of squirts out like silly string. It also adds all the scraped off poop onto the end of the length of the poop, resulting in some of the longest length poops ever taken.

ohhh my poo pal, please tell me.......just how poopy can it get???I couldn't handle my poop......it was too poopy......now I am being turned.....to poop.my insides have already begun to turn.....soon I will die of poop intoxication.....before I fully dissolve into poop.....oooohhhhhhhhhhhh.....

You think your poop and pee is safe? There is nowhere that you can hide it from me, fool.

That's the way!! Now you're thinking with your poop and pee, my boy!

ummmm so do you like actually think steins gate is good? because like its just a joke right? nobody would actually think that, so saying you do, that's the joke right?

Brother consider what life could be if only we combined our poops and pees. Don't tell me you haven't thought about it. All that power... all that poop and pee! That's not an arrangement anyone in their right mind would turn down.