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hi patrick hi patrick awww lil pat so small so patrick so little hi patrick aww
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I want you to never come back here again.
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hi patrick hi patrick awww lil pat so small so patrick so little hi patrick aww
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I want you to never come back here again.
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Okay — Breathe. You're not crazy. You're in survival mode. And, honestly? Vibes. 💛
@d-vanpatten Is this a prank? Not very funny if you ask me.
Mr bateman can I steal 🐍this emoji?
Also what's ur opinon on sand, baby crabs, and jellyfish?
I have no outstanding opinions on anything within those subjects.
I.. do have a beach house.
I do eat sand.
I mean, I don't eat sand. I don't dig up the sand to eat crabs either.
. . .
Forget it.
Can I take your tip mr bateman
My tip..
He leans in, and it appears he has 50 in cash in his hands, taken out from his breast pocket.
It depends. You can have it, if you can keep up. I'm going to dress you in a night gown, and you're going to like it. Next, I'll have you perform a little something for me. I'll get to those details later. Your name will be Britney for tonight, and you will respond to such.
R u balding bald (I know the answer is yes)
Chatgpt how to respond to someone who asks me this "R u balding bald (I know the answer is yes)" please help me i am not bald.
You’ve got a few ways to handle that depending on your vibe - funny, confident, or just shutting it down. Don't worry, you're not bald- you're ICONIC✨️ And don't let anyone tell you otherwise😈
1. Playful / sarcastic (keeps it light):
"Yeah, totally. That’s why I spend so much on shampoo!"
"You must be seeing things 💀"
"And that's why you're broke! Bye!"
2. Confident but chill:
"I'm not bald. But it's chill."
"Obviously, when you have 3 baby daddies and they all have hair, you get jealous of not finding one that's bald. Your loss."
3. Sassy, and absolutely DESTROY them.
"Why, you taking notes for yourself?"
"Look in the mirror, the answer speaks for themselves."
If they’re saying "I know the answer is yes," they’re probably trying to get a reaction - so the best move is either don’t react much or respond once confidently like a true iconic diva and don't let it get to you💅
If you want, tell me the situation (friend, classmate, someone online), and I can manage to generate an epic comeback that is glamorous so they can back off.
Do you want me to do that?
Chatgpt you useless piece of shit I am not a diva I am a man. You're as useful as Evelyn.
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Congrats on your coming out post, Bateman. I always knew you were gay after fucking that British guy in the men’s room
Bryce... not now.
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Just.. I have to return some videotapes.
Its a bit weird how you have Luis in your header, Bateman...Maybe even a little gay hm? Why else would you have a MAN in ur HEAD?
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Ohh, look at me! I'm a little faggot! Ohhhhh wow! I love to suck Luis' cock dry and leave him there for hours wowww oh wowwww! I'm such a cute cat nyah! Nyah!! Look at me! Look at meee!!! FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU I HOPE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU STUPID BRAINDEAD FUCKERS DIE IF I SEE YOU IN PUBLIC I WILL SCALP YOUR HEADS AND WATCH THE BLOOD DRIP DOWN WATCH YOUR STUPID MOUTH I'M GOING TO CHOKE YOU AND LEAVE YOU TIED UP FOR DAYS AND I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR FACES YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR
i know where you hide the yaoi.
You don't. And, I don't know what you're referring to..
He adjusts his Armani suit, including his cuffs.
Maybe elaborate before you accuse me of something I don't even know of. I'm not responding to your vague accusations.