Which Parker brother do you think you could take?
"Take? Like fight? Neither of them, their muscles have muscles and I think they wrestle animals for a living."
ft. @wesparkcr, ft. @shanepcrker
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Which Parker brother do you think you could take?
"Take? Like fight? Neither of them, their muscles have muscles and I think they wrestle animals for a living."
ft. @wesparkcr, ft. @shanepcrker

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I absolutely adored your blackout poetry! I’m going to print it out for writing inspiration.
Holy shit really??? Oh that's made my day, thank you!!!
So are you actually ever going to use those Butterscotch and Friends instagrams you made?
I plan to, once I have everything figured out. I spent WAY too much time making 4 whole instagram accounts to NOT use them, you know?
Though honestly, maybe sticking to in-character twitters would have been easier. Too late now, though!
I am... offering my LT a hug. May I be assured Colbert will not retaliate? -WaltHassAnM19
Lifts a brow but there’s no hiding the curve of a smile on his lips.
“Sgt. Colbert is not a hugger.. at least as far as I know. There will be no retaliation, be assured of this.”
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
I can’t answer the lime thing but I know lemons are citris hybrids that were originally grown in a lab so perhaaaaps lemon is their scientific name.

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👐 favorite type of bird?
"A penguin."
👐 snog, marry, pie: civan, shane, travis
“You can tell this town hates me with how many answers I give that risk me getting punched. I’ll pie Travis, again, it’s just because I know him the least. I’ll snog Shane and marry Civan. We can share cardigans and buy each other matching slippers for our anniversaries.”
ft. @civanguneri, ft. @travmarshall, ft. @shanepcrker
three people you would smooch?
"I guess I'd have to go for Kennedy, Holly, I guess that one is obvious. The third one, let's go for a wildcard. Vanna, I don't know her, but she's cute, let's go with her."
ft. @kennedyastor, ft. @hollyparkcr, ft. @vanna-huang