#ask frukus

-Scene-

*Alfred bipedal crab walks down the steps of his porch*

•he is wearing nothing but American flag sweat pants and shoes, there is like a foot of snow on the ground, he is basically naked

•he is holding a USB drive in one hand

Once on ground-

*uses USB as a vape and after taking hit turns his head and blows out steam*

*camera zooms in on him taking the hit and than pans to the USB drive showing that it is indeed a USB*