bonus: If Que Siming and Jinbao were to be married, who between the two would be a bigger bridezilla?
There is no question in my mind that Siming would be a huge bridezilla. He is picky about everything, bossy, sassy, and has a temper. Not to mention, he would be the one pushing to get married. ๐คญ Jinbao is too much of a cinnamon roll to be that obnoxious.
The novel basically names Siming as the wife lol.
When they were kids:
"Young master Yue, you're really handsome. Be my little wife."
Siming's neck turned bright red, feeling like his head was about to overheat. Angry and embarrassed, he shouted, "You... you're a pig! Dirty, stupid, and ugly. Who would want to be your... Get out!"
"Young master Yue, really, I'm serious."
"Who would want to be your little wife? You can't even remember my name!"
"So if I remember it, you'll be my little wife?"
When they get separated:
"Don't leave! Where are you going? I'll go with you! You promised to be my bride! I can write your name now! You must keep your promise!"
Siming suddenly turned his head, tears streaming down his face, "When you grow up, come find me. If you find me, I'll be your bride! Don't forget me!"
When they meet again in present time:
Due to some events, Jinbao has lost his memory of Siming.
Jinbao was anxious, "Responsible? For what? Am I supposed to marry you or something?!"
"Exactly. You have to marry me. I don't like my people disobeying me. I'm giving you time to prepare, but you still have to sleep with me, understand?"
"Why do you like men when women are so good...?"
"Women aren't bad, but I don't like women, and it's all thanks to you. So you should be responsible."
tldr, but yeah, Siming is the bridezilla, no contest. ๐
Thank you for the asks! They were fun to think about. :D