Iβm genuinely imagining Jack and Robby fighting like schoolgirls, tugging hair and scratching and name calling as they fight over whether to turn reader into a vampire or a werewolf so they can be together forever (idk the logistics of werewolf aging so bear with me)
oh i think they would have a lot of fights in that relationship lmaooo
first thing's first, robby is hairy. it gets everywhere. the shower is so disgusting. it's actually a problem you don't have to deal with, though. you see, robby is a night showerer, jack is a morning showerer, and you always shower after jack. by the time you hop in, all the hair is gone! so, honestly, you don't really understand why jack is complaining so much.
they fight over raw meat, too. weird. gross. and it happens way too often for your comfort. as someone quite literally made of raw meat who lives with two men who have unfortunately tasted your blood on multiple occasions because they liked it, you try to keep your distance during these discussions.
jack also needs the blinds closed during the day. even if he's asleep. somehow, the second one of you leaves the blinds open, jack suddenly decides that today's the day he's going to wake up early. you like the mood lighting of all the lamps. robby does not.
no italian food is a big one. the risk of garlic kisses giving jack a mouth rash (and thus, no kisses for a few days) is simply too high. bad for robby, who could eat his weight in spaghetti aglio e olio.
oh! and robby just starts pissing on things. that's one that you actually have to put your foot down for. apparently scents are a big thing for werewolves. which is cool, so long as that doesn't mean that robby's fucking pissing on your clothes.
you settle on him pissing outside the house. no objects, too.
