#ask dexter

-rocky anonymous anon

𝑊𝐻𝑌'𝐷 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐾𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝐻𝐼𝑀??!!! 𝐼 𝑊𝐴𝑆 𝑃𝐿𝐴𝑁𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑇𝑂 𝐶𝑈𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑅𝐸𝐽𝐸𝐶𝑇𝑆..

-……𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦. 𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝐼𝐿𝐿 !!!!!!!

I work for Miami Metro Police Department as a blood spatter analyst. Which, for those of you asking already, means I study the patterns blood leaves behind; how it falls, how it moves, etc. Blood tells a story. It always does, and you have to notice the patterns.

People hear that and think it’s… unsettling. Maybe it is. But it’s precise work. Clean. Orderly...

Anyway, I’ve been told this is a place where people ask questions, and then viola... I answer. So.. if you’re curious about what I do, how crime scenes work... ask away. I’ll answer what I can.

Just don’t expect me to be… overly chatty about it.

(OOC UNDERCUT/READ BEFORE ASKING)

ℎ𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚…

𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑀𝑒𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜'𝑠 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑠, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑.. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒, 𝑒ℎℎℎℎℎℎ 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑀𝑒𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜'𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑜-

𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟

-……𝐼 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛, 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑂𝐸𝑆 𝑑𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑇𝑟*𝑒 𝐷*𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟.. 𝑂ℎ 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

- absolutely not rocky anonymous anon i mean female kingie yes

……..𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡.

-𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑎ℎℎℎℎℎ 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑖'𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑘𝑜𝑑𝑎-

𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘰, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘚𝘖 𝘚𝘖 𝘚𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥.

𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵…… 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪 𝘢𝘵𝘦.. 𝘦𝘩 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦-

(OOC: i lowkirkenuinely thought that this person couldnt spell until i realized it was rocky POV ;-;)

(-anyways heres a translation for those who arent rlly fluent in rocky's way of speech:

"Dexter this is Queenie, tell Koda that Rocky will take his honey glazed donuts I baked instead of him. Koda just totally disrespects me as a royal, and rocky is one gentleman, he deserves the extras that I made today

IT WAS I WHO GAVE ROCKY THE BOOK, MY GOAL IS TO RUSSIANIFY EACH FACTORY'S NOOK.

I, THOUGH, SHALL GIVE YOU A SNACK, IT'LL HELP YOU SURVIVE A REJECT ATTACK

@the-heavy-rhymes-guy

𝑊- 𝐼’𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒.. 𝑊𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝐼𝑆 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑀𝐸𝐴𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 ??!!!

do you and dolly see each other as best friends or siblings?

are you a fan of summer? likes? dislikes?

1.) 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑢𝑛.. 𝑖 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑖 𝑑𝑖𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑜 𝑦𝑒𝑎ℎ 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠? 2.) 𝑤𝑒'𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠. (OOC: this is just my hc! ingame they are best friends i assume-) 3.) 𝑦𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤, 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠..