Dork you beggin for bullies now? Few too many fireballs have you yearning for a flagpole. I would love nothing more than to be there when you’re hungover so I can floss you until you foam at the mouth and get rug burn on your taint
Is it reallyyy “begging” if you write a command and somebody does it without a second thought?
But yes, I like to drink and feel other people try to overpower me in my more susceptible state. It feels good tease people all night by making fun of how they talk, undermine their intelligence during conversation, and brush up against them with my waistband peeking out over my belt-line.
Giving me a wedgie the next day when I’m hung over is quite sadistic imo. I feel like it’d make me so irritable I’d berate you and thrash under you just seething, planning all the ways I’d have to make you pay for it later. Spending precious energy on fighting back in the moment might just be futile. With my head pounding and my stomach aching, I might just have to surrender to the ass flossing and take it, foaming or drooling at the mouth, just waiting for it to end.
And of course I’d have to defend my reputation by collecting more waistbands and giving plenty of titty twisters to every single nerd in my path that day.
