#ask bruce

The next morning the Avengers are woken up by 14 yo Peter Parker - Natasha's and Yelena's younger brother who taged along so he can get blackmail on them. Oh boy he got a lot.

Peter: Wake up motherfuckers, it's currently 9 AM and we have an hour until the Starks get here. We've got to clean the place and shit. Y'all have five minutes to get your asses up and leave otherwise you'll leave by the windows. The defenestration will start with Bucky.

Bucky: Why me, Sam was the driver who got drunk?

Peter: James Bucky Barnes I am not an idiot, I saw you spike a drink and minutes later Sam was drunk. You're down to three minutes :)

Tony: How about we purposely stay here so Bucky get what he deserves?

Peter: You're next to be defenestrated so I wouldn't try it. Next is Nat because she tried to gaslight me into driving you home.

Natasha: How are you not hungover?

Peter: I'm fourteen, no where near legal drinking age.

Sam: Don't try with that you little shit, I saw you outdrink Thor, Steve, Yelena AND Tony. Separate times. You drank at least two whole bottles of vodka.

Natasha: Peter?!

Peter: I'm friends with Harley Keener, what did you expect.

@whxlmedwing

This was ridiculous, he was the Goddamn Batman, Gotham's Dark Knight, and he was shivering to death in his bed. He had fallen through the ice on the Gotham River trying to save a trapped teenager when their car had fallen off the bridge. Thankfully Nightwing was there to help. Now Bruce was suffering from pneumonia, which wasn't the worst. Alfred was out of town. Visiting family in London.

Coughing again, Bruce felt his head spin, as he dropped back against the pillows. Dick said he would be right back. Where did Dick go? He was cold.

kissing starters @kryptonscn

Bruce wasn't great at listening, sometimes he was told he was stubborn. He was only stubborn when it came to what he wanted and he wanted Clark back in bed naked. He kissed Clark's chin slowly enjoying the feeling of Clark's skin under his lips.

"What if I don't want to stop," Bruce asked; he kissed up Clark's jaw to his ear. "You should call off and stay home. I was going to play hooky. We can stay in bed all day." He gently nipped on Clark's ear.

THE REAL IMPORTANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONS PART 2

People would think that Bruce would go back and save his parents, it would change everything, but Bruce knows he would never have his children if he does. If he could redo anything it would be saving Jason. Losing his parents was a turning point for Bruce, but losing Jason was almost the death of him.

His PT for the day was done and over with much to his relief. He was exhausted. A towel on his shoulder Bruce looked for a shirt to wear. Dressed in sweatpants that use to be fit on him they hung loose on his hips. Not only had he started to lose some muscle mass Barbara made sure he was losing some weight as well. 

Looking over at his shoulder at Barbara he gave her a little nod letting her know she could come in. “I guess, so. Yeah.” Where she saw busy he thought careless. Which he honestly was more careless than anything. Like the one, she pointed out. 

The one from the night Alfred died stood out to him. It was still red and angry, unlike the other ones that were pale and white now. Bruce nodded running a hand over his clean hair.