#ashvatthama

Okay so I somehow live in a bahay kubo on a tree, you know those guys in the resorts my fellow Pinoys, with a hammock inside... And beneath is one of the smallest toyota, blue colored.

I have a kitchen, a hammock for bed and the bathroom is the most snazzy modern one... And besides my irl two dogs, I own a monkey and a small dwarf mule.

One of the weird parts of my dream is that fate servants are real. Like they exist. BUT there are few masters like chosen of the chosen type so there is like a 3 limit per chosen rather than Fate Requiem one per person.

I got Karna and Ashwatthama.

Karna looks like Zac Efron and Ashwatthama looks like David Bowie....

So I went down my nipa hut cause I was worried my monkey is hungry and enter my small car. My servants get inside their capsule.

And drove to the pet shop.

Along the way I saw my best friend, @zephycluster , with her servants.

She owns Edmond, Ozy and...Fionn, he emptied her funds... And Fionn looks like Nicholas Cage.

My friend from hs is also a master, he is being bullied by Kiara and Gilgamesh.

So I went to the pet shop, it is at a corner, you have to go through a maze of holes... Passed by a ten story tall Monster truck and enter it.

Was inquiring about monkey food when I accidentally put Ashu in the servant vending machine.. in my weird ass dream, servants are seen as pets by the population, thus they are sold in pet shops as vending machines.

Ofc I panicked and felt guilty, got him back and also got a bonus Duryo.

And then I woke up.... The weirdest thing though is...

There is no traffic in the Philippines in my dream.

Edit: Oh yeah forgot about it, the cashier say "See you soon!" A second later I woke up.

Ash vc quit actin ungrateful

“I’m trying to figure out where to put you in the roster... But it’s a little hard. You're a great front-line fighter, but you have good maneuverability and Independent Action, too, so I don’t want to discount your cavalry potential.” She’s staring down at her beat-up notebook with intensity. (It looks like it’s been through, quite possibly, every Singularity along with its owner.)