#ashlenaception

@spellsoflena

A wonderful day had come. The band that she had loved as a kid had chosen to reunite. If she had squealed ecstatically in her bedroom? Well she would absolutely not apologize. Not at all. Of course she had stayed up for the premier of the new song Sucker. And it was everything she needed and more.

But Ashley also wanted a bit more of a fix of her boys. And, well she wanted other people to experience the joy that Ashley was feeling now. What did that mean? Well Ashley had to make her way over to the record store, dressed in her cutest pink outfit to date. Ah what a life she got to lead.

As she walked into the store, she noticed that someone had turned on some sort of grungy yelly song. Ugh. People could have such horrid taste in music. That simply wouldn’t fly. So Ashley rummaged around for the best Jonas Brothers album of them all, removed the gross album, and put on the song that rocked her world as a kid: Burnin’ Up.

As the music geared itself up, Ashley struck up a pose as if she were an actual performer preparing for the song before finally bursting out, “I’m hot! You’re cold!”