Larian Studios, you must think you’re so funny dangling these tieflings in front of my eyes and not giving us the option to at least have a one night thing with them. I would take Rolan over Mizora any day.
But luckily I have the capability to write fanfiction…so that’s what I’ll do.
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Tracker Klagga is a goblin stationed in the Goblin Camp in Act One.
"He's the guy roasting Brian the dwarf in front of the big doors into the main portion of the goblin camp. He likes Brian's eulogy poem for a Selûnite they found in the ruins but can't admit it because goblin culture is so toxic it's radioactive and that makes me very sad for him, a man who likes nice things and would probably be chill if everyone let him. He's absolutely smitten with Minthara and wrote love letters about how cool and scary she is and has notes on how to compliment her properly across the drow-goblin culture divide, which can be found behind the waterfall under the goblin camp and I find unbearably sweet. He's also wearing Brian's pants when we meet him and he is feeling himself in them, plus if you make a toast to the goblins and say you're planning on bedding as many of them as you can, my man Klagga is the only one not put off by the prospect lol. I just love a random NPC with a strong personality in their 3-7 lines of dialogue (so much so that I can never bring myself to kill him with the others, I just knock him out and shove some valuables into his pockets to make up for murdering his whole tribe)."
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Asharak is one of the tiefling refugees seeking shelter at the Emerald Grove in Act One. He is a combat and weapons trainer for the children.
"He spent his time training the tiefling kids and inspiring them to fight for their survival, and he died a gruesome death protecting those kids. One of the potential leaders for the tieflings, and one who never abandons them."
You know who else I found super attractive in the start of bg3? It wasn’t just Zevlor, oh no, it was also Asharak.
I remember seeing Zevlor for the first time being like “Who’s that!?!?! Oh my gosh he loves kid and is worried about them!!!! Eeeee I love him already…. AND THOSE HORNS!!!! whoa! He yelled at this asshat -Aradin- for me *blushes* what a handsome and sweet man!!! ꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱”
But then I went further inside the grove and met Asharak… I remember being in total awe like “Awh!!! I love him!!! He’s so good with the kids (இ﹏இ`｡) and he’s attractive omg!!! I like his hair :3!!! Why are these men so attractive!?! Can I romance him and the other one -Zevlor-?!”
…. I missed Rolan completely (ᵕ—ᴗ—) sooooo I never knew about him until mid playthrough when I saw people geeking about him…. Then I discovered he totally died because I never interacted and that crushed my very soul hahahaa!!!!
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Baldur’s gate 3 hoes, specifically tiefling hoes, I need your help.
I’ve been watching Asharak videos on YouTube (the brainrot is real!), and I saw one with his interactions with the other tieflings as they get the grove ready for the goblin attack. He’s talking to Guex, who tells him “Yes sir!”, and Asharak replies “Don’t call me sir. I was a door jack in Elturel.”
So, obviously I look up door jack and it’s some type of tool. But wtf would a ‘door jack’ occupation be in a fantasy setting?
There’s no way this dude walked around just holding up doors for people. I’m thinking maybe he was a bouncer? It would explain why he has fighting experience.
Or maybe he’s being self deprecating?
What are y’all’s thoughts on this?
(Not me trying to gather opinions because I have hopes of writing stuff with him and my OC. No. Not at all.)
I think you are the most qualified person to ask this question since you write the tieflings so well: what Olympic sport would the tiefs complete in?
High praise indeed, Anon! Thank you so much!
Going through the list of events, I'm going to go through the adult Tieflings we see in the Grove. I'm also sticking to the summer events.
Zevlor is, of course, Equestrian, and more specifically eventing (which, I discovered, is basically a triathlon). Tilses would also take place in Equestrian, but she'd be focused on jumping. If the Hellriders aren't taking place in the equestrian events, it's a crime. Nuff said.
Rolan would be a swimmer. I think he'd would find swimming for exercise cathartic--the water resistance, the controlled breathing, engaging all your muscle groups to move through the water.
Lia would be a rower for a similar reason, engaging all the upper body muscles. I think she would do really well with a team, as well, and find a lot of fulfillment in it. Cal, in perhaps a surprising choice, would take part in gymnastics. His high strength score lends itself to strength based events. Imagine Cal taking on the pommel horse or the rings, holy shit.
Dammon, surprising absolutely no one, would take part in the hammer throw. But, before I remembered that existed, I also figured he would do well with shot put. Short bursts of power suit him.
Along a similar vein, Alfira would really excel at rhythm gymnastics as a form of artistic expression. Lakrissa, on the other hand, is a natural for archery, and in a modern AU would absolutely be that person doing trick shots on TikTok.
In canon, we know Bex is a great runner and that she was able to outrun the cultists. Thus, I can see her taking part in the sprinting events. Danis, meanwhile, I think would get the most enjoyment out of golf out of any of the events available. Outside of competition, I think he'd like the social aspect of it.
Komira is absolutely a Taekwondo girl--she was ready to throw down with the druids and strikes me as the type who wouldn't hesitate to fight for what she believes in. Locke's temperament, in contrast, reminds me more of a distance runner. He's much calmer than his wife.
So I debated between Asharak and Guex whom I thought would be a better fit for fencing--we see Asharak training the kids in fighting, and Guex using Main Hand Attack against Makeshift Training Dummy. Ultimately, I felt Asharak's temperament was a lot better for it and, frankly, that he would do well enough to compete on an Olympic level. Guex's event? Javelin Throw. We see him use potentially any weapon you sell Dammon against the Training Dummy if you defeat the druids (off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone who uses a javelin canonically otherwise minus maybe Cal). But I also think he'd like the challenge and feeling powerful without having to get into close quarters.
If we've talked Tiefling headcanon, you'll know I carry a headcanon that Okta is/was a monk and actively adventured until her pregnancy. Thus, she's a natural fit for Judo. Ikaron, too, does a physical event that requires a lot of control and precision: Boxing. Like Rolan with swimming, I think he'd find it cathartic.
Cerys would take part in the modern pentathlon. We don't know much about her backstory from the game besides her being a scout and the third leader option if both Zevlor and Asharak are killed in Act 1. Thus, IMO, she has to be extremely impressive in her own right. The pentathlon presently includes fencing, swimming, equestrian jumping, laser pistol shooting, and distance running.
Zorru and Yul are other canonical scouts. We know Zorru was able to make it Baldur's Gate presumably by himself, which means not only is he a good runner, but he has to be skilled at dodging obstacles, too. He's a natural choice for hurdles. Yul, we don't know enough about, but for the endurance required for scouting, let's slot him into cycling.
Kaldani and Rikka get to be our beach volleyball pair! I really wanted a duo that's seen a lot together in game, and they seem to get along well. I can see them working amazingly well at a team and being unafraid to work hard to win.
Damays and Nymessa were a little hard for me--I very much wanted Nymessa to be in breakdancing just to make Damays's head explode (at least the way I characterize them). But, in the end, I thought pole vault would be a good fit for her. Damays seems a fit for discus throwing.
Kanon strikes me as someone who would be really good at diving. We know he was a tailor in Elturel, and I think he'd appreciate the precision and artistry. Arka and Memnos? They get to be our tennis duos team. I think they'd balance each other well in the sport.
Pandirna absolutely has to be in weightlifting, all things considered. Let's hope she doesn't get in trouble for doping with Ethel's potions... Toron I think would be wrestling because wrestling cattle or something. Nadira would be sport climbing, because that seems to fit in well with her sneaking around devils and the like. (I can't remember at the moment how much of that is canon and how much of it was headcanon we came up with on the camp server.)
Eramis and Elegis I slotted into long jump and high jump respectively. At the time of writing this, this is based off vibes from each of them rather than anything in game that lent itself to this. Finally, Xeph, Rechel, and Amek get to be our synchronized swimmers, because we gotta have synchronized swimmers, and also I don't know where else to put them.
