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      “  why’d you come out here dressed like that ?  ”

                    " can't you look at me the way you look at tofu at least once? " he knows his request will fall upon deaf ears —— god forbid he interrupt the love story between his cat and his bed buddy. " i mean, i feed you, bed you and cook for you. what does tofu do? purr once in a while? "

this is so funny but also please anet, let me hear more of in-universe cross-class squabbles? like what are the biases? the tea?