twerking on someone sounds incredibly dirty

*touches butt and leaves*

why not go to the party, steal the cake and champagne and then go to daltons and have cake, champagne, and chicken fingers

because dalton lives in the middle of nowhere, there's literally a higher population of cows than there are of people where he lives, it's like an hour and half drive for nola

how do

[19:26:28] Matriarch Aethyta: good

i'm about to see what cran grape, sprite, and this citrus rum tastes like together

[19:27:05] Ariana Vallee: you have

rum

a l c o h o l

garth drink?

[19:27:49] Matriarch Aethyta: ha

haha

you're funn

y

[19:27:57] Ariana Vallee: i kno

[19:28:06] Matriarch Aethyta: you're not really i was lying

oh no that’s all true, but I’m a sucker for fight scenes so he may or may not be one of my favourite directors. maybe. probably not. let’s lean toward the not here

michael bay makes amazing action sequences tho

of course you post this literally .375 seconds after i turn my xbox off