#artroo

Just going back through some old stuff, and found some dialogue or writing that made me laugh from scenes that never saw the light of day.

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Kay only shrugged. “I think Artoo must have…unresolved issues with organics. He certainly has a thing for them, although he’d never admit it out loud. He’s asked me numerous times what it had been like with you, to which I answered ‘wet’ and ‘stressful.’”

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“Make sure to wait by the door!" Eirtae shouts from behind them. "If not, you'll be glitter-bombed! If you think TherapyArtBomb is bad, just wait until you find glitter in your servos fourteen years from now! Reed’s still sparkling in places he shouldn’t be!”

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This will not stand with R2-D2, famed astromech of every major clash of powers since the Trade Federation, which was so laughably easy to blow up he fucking let a child fly most of the way around the metal donut of a spaceship.