#artje

Here's a blorbo question: Which one is most likely to commit bank fraud? Marriage fraud? Insurance fraud? Which one is least likely to commit any sort of fraud?

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Bank fraud: Artje Berenyi-Winthrope. She's the moneybags for the local Carthian Movement - basically she's the highly-polished little frippery who shows up to the meetings of the vampiric radical leftists and surprises people by being a weird little radical. She was a ghoul for over a hundred years -- she's 145 now -- and her job was to handle her regnant's money, so she stacked up her pennies and has tons of actual money, but also no regard at all for corporations and the privilege to get away with fraud for the benefit of bailing out her fellow Carthians.

Teagan would, but they have no real understanding of how banks work. Money is theoretical for them. Their wife Sigrún gives them an allowance, but it's just like... "the plastic card lets me buy things, and if it doesn't, I'll steal it."

Marriage fraud: Teagan has five wives and a husband (along with 2 other partners) so... yeah. Though they don't currently exist legally really... ? So.

Insurance fraud: Artje has committed insurance fraud many many times and will do so again.

Least likely to commit any kind of fraud: Little Fox. It's not that she has some sort of respect for mundane laws or anything; she pretty much only respects the Lex Magica. No, it's that she's a terrible liar, and she has Vasya (who has begun de-Russifying himself after extracting himself from the people who groomed him from childhood to be a good little Guardian) and Zoya and Leta to commit any fraud needed for her shenanigans. Or Lux. Basically she fucking sucks at lying but is surrounded by lots of people who will happily lie for her.