#arthursdespair

One of my friends stripped naked and blasted the mad max fury road ost before covering himself in acrylic and throwing himself on a canvas yelling « witness me »

same friend used his boxers to dust the lamps and turn them to shine down on his jury set up.

a girl comes to uni every thrusday with her dog and let it paint and hands back her dog 's works for a grade as a graduate student

someone downloaded an inception horn app and uses it everytime i say something

A friend threw her 1Mx1M through the window after a rather hard jury

same friend organized a bon fire to the canvases we hated the most

list of what a second year has in her locker (non exhaustive) : a sleeping bag, two bottles of booze, white spirit, a chainsaw, an axe, a box of tools, 7 knives and a bag of marshmallows

regular sight : classmate hitting the cieling with a broom to disloge pigeons who sneaked inside

a friend covered the private room of a third year with pictures of the pope after he told her it would be a miracle if she got his room next year.

Naked guy walked in the courtyard to get a sandwich with a beanie and hiking shoes

every theater major walking barefeet no matter how cold it is

paint fights during class

class bonding by having a giant lunch all together in the workshop consisting of 8 pasta dishes, 3 meat dishes, approx 20 bags of crisps and a lot to drink

5 classmates buying alcohol and drinking it in the workshop while waiting for the juries grades

second year smoking in the workshop while painting when teachers are nowhere to be seen

battles to have our own lockers

merciless retaliation when someone uses all your gesso without asking

pigeons sneaking inside and shitting on the people i hate's artworks

getting yelled at for throwing a knife in the wall as a part of a project

same guy who got naked tied balloons full of paint on his junk and asked us to blow them up with nerf guns

random architecture majors' projects being thrown out the window

having to work on underwear as a project

having a locker full of food, coffee and a kettle and mugs to make drinks at the most untimely moments

people coming to uni wearing their pjs

people sleeing in the uni

playing darts with the teacher's pictures

music major using his umbrella to shield his bass case from the rain and ending up drenched

piano major playing the imperial march on the uni harpsichord while the teachers cheered

the internet designers class not having wifi in their local while everyone else do

guy watching the walking dead during art history class

same guy playing world of warcraft in contemporary arts

asking the contemporary art teacher if he knows about the painter who paints with a brush up his ass, about the gir who paints with her vomit and so one

teacher asking if all painters are that weird

unanimous 'yes' from the painting students

guy making horrible puns during every class (for the francophones at some point the teacher said the painter had some problems in switzerland and the guy said 'il s'est fait bern-er !' the teacher facepalmed)

loud crash, silence, a little voice rises 'sorry it appears i broke the table'

guy skateboarding down the stairs in a class and hitting the stage making the lid of the piano fall on the pianist's hands

'architecture kids are weird' we never see them, it's like a myth

painting students being all covered in piercings and tattoos

talking about homosexuality in every painting we study

'make it gayer'

'arthur stop blasting the walk of the walkyries when you walk in'

'whose cat is that'

'wake him up' (empties dirty water glass on said friend)

drinking from the dirty water mug instead of the coffee one

poker tournaments when the teachers aren't there to win some free paint tubes