#artemis424

Rule one: Always post the rules

Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write eleven new ones

Rule three: tag eleven people and link them to the post

Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them

Okay, so:

1. Do you play any musical instruments? No, but I do come from a very musical family, and I have always had a very good ear when it comes to the piano and keyboard. Fun fact for you: years ago, my grandad and his band were nearly signed on a major record deal until they lost out to who would later become The Rolling Stones

2. What city would you like to live in? I can’t say I’ve ever considered this, but I would love to live in Italy, so it’d be a city or quaint little town in Italy

3. Do you have any silly nicknames? I used to when I was at primary school, but now most people just call me by my surname, though having “Holmes” for a surname means I get called Sherlock a lot

4. Star Trek or Star Wars? I’m gonna go w/ Star Trek

5. What ships do you ship? Destiel, Megstiel, Rose x Ten, KicktheStickz, Remadora, Tedtoire, Finnick x Annie, Stucky, Clintasha, Chris Evans x left boob, Jo x Dean, Sirius x everyone, Scorose, Harley Quinn x Joker, Peeta x Katniss, Jily, Hinny, Cersei x wine, everyone x knowing he must be Ned Stark's bastard, Jaime x Brienne, Dany x Drogo, Tyrion x happiness, Joffrey x Umbridge, Jon x Ygritte, Robb x Talisa, me x Natalie Dormer, and probs loads more tbh

6. Your favourite present ever? Idk, man…maybe my Samulet, bc I’ve worn it every single day since I got it and I love it so much it

7. What superpower would you like to have? Power to control bones of any kind. Sounds weird, I know, but you won’t be laughing when the great skeleton war takes place and I have the ability to snap, crumble, and manipulate your bones to do my bidding. Also, imagine being able to click and have someone’s bones snap or s/t? That’d be pretty darn rad

8. What is the latest book you read? I started reading It by Stephen King lately, the last one before that was A Game of Thrones, but I haven’t finished that yet

9. Can you whistle? Nope. Used to be able to when I was younger, but I can’t anymore

10. If you had a pet dragon, what would you name it? Artemis or Pyro

11. Choose six fictional characters you would like to go save the world with - Daenerys Targaryen, Margaery Tyrell, Dean Winchester, Finnick Odair, Remus Lupin, and The Doctor

Okay, and now for mine:

1. Put your music on shuffle and write the names of the first three songs that play

2. Sam or Dean Winchester?

3. Would you rather go to Hogwarts or live in Middle Earth?

4. Would you rather have a goats head and a human body, or a human head and a goats body?

5. Favourite band(s)

6. Sansa or Arya Stark?

7. Favourite book(s)

8. Do you think the characters of Harry Potter would survive in the Hunger Games?

9. Do you think you would survive in the Hunger Games?

10. Angels/Archangels or Demons?

11. What would your Hogwarts house and patronus be? 

i haven’t written wolfstar stuff since like ‘08 so wow, this is kind of out of character, so i apologize. also 14 is roadtrip au!

"I’m not riding bitch on the back of your motorcycle," is the first thing Remus says when he gets a good look at the death trap the Sirius calls a mode of transportation.

"But Mooney," he whines, "it’ll be fun, I solemnly swear it’s 100% safe! I guarantee!”

"No," Remus replies standing his ground, "it’s bad enough that I’m going on this shitty road trip with you, I’m not going to get myself killed in the process."

"Well, it’s not like we have any other vehicles just sitting around," Sirius points out.

"We could always borrow my parent’s mini van?"

"I’m not going on the most badass road trip of my life in your mom’s mini van, no way in hell. You’re hot, but not even you are hot enough to make a mini van worth it.”

They end up taking the mini van in the end, though that does mean that Remus has to spend the first half of the “road trip of the century” (Sirius’s words, not his) listening to his boyfriend’s whining. That is until Siruis discovers how far the back seats can recline followed by realizing how easy it would be to have sex in there.