We're drinking 17 cups of coffee and fighting g*d in a Denny's parking lot

So I was playing a fiddle show in this dingy hole in the wall pub where ne'er do wells and criminals hangout and I see this really cute scruffy guy of about 25, so after my show was over and I was packing up, he came over to me, we flirted a bit, he headed off but come next night the same thing happened but this time he asked if we could head up to my room --normally I don't accept hook up requests from patrons but like I said he was really cute-- I agreed and we got it on. This continued for a couple weeks before we agreed to start dating. So we start to date and after about 3 months of us dating he reveals that he's Asmodeus "Archduke of Nussus, The 9th level of hell", and so naturally he's worried that I won't love him, but what can I say I'm a sucker for love although I am a bit shocked, and so we continue to date and after a while he decides to make me a warlock saying that "while I love you, you're still an extremely breakable idiot", I agreed because knowing myself it's probably smart to take the necessary precautions

Thank you

Well that's something

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