Alright so I know people get dramatic about this mythical place called The Friendzone. I always hear them being all like "he friendzoned me, she friendzoned me, they friendzoned me-" Bitch, in my book it's not "friendzone" and "romantic relationship," it's "friendzone" and "Active War Zone, do not cross"
Anyway, I have no idea while y'all are complaining. The Friendzone sounds awesome in my opinion. In fact, if you're in the right place, you still get free hugs and kisses (if you actually asked for it)
Now quit whining and go clean your room in The Friendzone. Because... heh... I'm sorry friend. But you ain't leaving anytime soon.
I already ate the key.
*closes and locks the door menacingly while cackling evilly*
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