first its logan and virge

-the boys

--of course

they both feel Broken

-because haha sexual attraction?? romantic attraction?? what's that??

--but they love their Best Friends roman and Patton a whole lot

--and that kind of confuses them

so they go to each other. at the same time

-literally

--they meet each other at the halfway point between their two rooms

---they were literally going to each other about This

they’re kind of relieved that 

-oh thank god

-- I’m not alone

and they enter a QPR

-although they never officially say its a QPR

--they kind of just

---act as if they Were in a QPR

---and its never really a big deal that it's not Official™

and Patton and roman r like

-squinty eyes

bc roman is ace, but he isn't aro

and Patton is still Questioning™ but tbh labels never really interested him and he's pretty comfy without a defined label

and they catch on that lo and virge are... closer... than usual

-which isn't bad 

-they're just

--confused

and ro confronts lo about it

-not about his closeness with virge specifically

--although he is curious about that too

-but just in general

--he just Is Himself

-and logan Is himself and goes ‘I do not experience romantic or sexual attraction-’ and is prepared to go on a full-on rant and ro just cuts him off bc

--me too!!! well kinda

-and lo is just

--what

-and the have a Long Talk™ about how Ro is ace and Lo is aro ace and what that could Mean for them

-and logan does say much about virge but the more he listens to ro describe a QPR the more he's like

--wh,,, waitt a second

-and he comes upon the dawning realization that he is in a QPR with virge and oH I GOTTA TELL HIM!!

--but first, he tells ro and ro is e c s t a t i c 

-and ro is like aww yes bbys such icons

-and logans like

--well

--potentially (when ur reading this to urself read it in the voice Thomas uses when suggesting a roman jam in the crofter's video) u could join virge n I’s QPR?

-and roman almost screams

--and then he does scream

-and logan can't stop blushing bc he doesn't need sexual or romantic attraction to be Flustered™ when roman gets all happy and stimming so he flaps his hands a lot and flushed and itS REALLY CUTE OKAY

-and so that Talk™ is over and lo goes over it with virge and virge is like aw tight there's a name for this platonic intimate thing? nice. 

-he's also chill w/ roman joining bc ya 1 cuddle buddy is great but 2 is even better

also pat ‘confronts’ virge while ro gets lo

-and virge doesn't say much but pat just goes on a bit on how virge can tell him anything, virge knows that, right?

--and virge is like yeaaahhh okay ill tell him

-so he tells him he's aroace 

--and Patton is just as excited as ro bc,,, QPR time???

---bc pat has always secretly wanted to be part of a QPR

---but he doesn't say it so he’s a little Not Happy™

---but it gets worse when he realizes ro has been accepted into their QPR

--and somehow, someway

---probably through some hardcore angst but we’re not here for angst rn no no no we’re here for the fluff

--they sort it out

-and by the end, they're all together in this big happy QPR

and they live happily ever after (well, they would if they could just untangle themselves from each other gdi-)