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“oh, shit!” parker exclaims, a bright smile on his face, “love the costume, dude. he’s such an icon!” he takes a second to take in the french king’s entire outfit - the chef’s jacket was a dead giveaway for him, “you’re gonna call me an idiot sandwich, huh? what else is it that gordon ramsay says... you fucking donkey? i think that’s right. i need to watch more kitchen nightmares.” he throws on the most offensive british accent possible to repeat the catch phrases.