#arl thread

                               ❝ Are we doing war                      movie voices again? ❞

            He clears his throat and affects a                dodgy, gruff southern accent.

             ❝ ..you too pal, we’ve been through hell           ‘n’ high water t'gether and i still know if the              goin’ gets tough I got you. So don’t you          dare go dyin’ on me or I’ll bring ya’ back jus’                           t’ kill ya’ again for it. ❞

“ ‘figured it was worth lightnin’ the mood, Eddie. ”

He replied, following him with what was possibly an even worse Southern accent. To say it was dodgy would be a kindness. He shook his head dramatically and looked down before looking back up at the rising protection spell forming a barrier over the castle the two best friends had spent so many years together at.

“ 'Can’t make no promises, Eds, y’know that, but I ain’t plannin’ on dyin’ t'day, I ain’t plannin’ on you dyin’ t’day  ‘neither. we’ll give’em hell. An’ we’ll make it, son, we’ll make it if we have t’ unleash hell on five hundred of the bastards. ”

He speaks in an off-kilter southern american accent.

“ My methods are controvertial, y’think I don’t know that? But I get th’ job done god damn it. ”

Back to his normal voice.