Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -5ever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -Pretty damn fast
How was their first kiss? -Ari melted into a little puddle
Who is the best man/men? - N/A
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -N/A
Who did the most planning? -N/A
Who stressed the most? -N/A
How fancy was the ceremony? - N/ABack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -N/A They did not have a wedding in a traditional sense??? Although there was probably some sort of pack celebration that involved a lot of food.
Who is on top? - Definitely a fair trade
Who is the one to instigate things? - Depends on the day, but it’s pretty mutual
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - depends on the day and if the kids are home
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - so much foreplay and experience with each otherSofter than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - at least 3 together
How many children will they adopt? - depends on if they connect with any youngsters brought into the pack
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Pretty even split
Who is the stricter parent? - Toss up. They’re strict on different areas which the kids use to their advantages
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Only if the stunts risk them getting found out by hunters
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - No need, pack education is hands on and the kids are always fed
Who is the more loved parent? - Pretty even split
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? N/A
Who cried the most at graduation? - N/A
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Adam. Ari would smack the shit out of them if they called her
Who does the most cooking? - Ari because she genuinely likes cooking
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ari which is part of why she prefers to cook
Who does the grocery shopping? - Adam because he gets less distracted by things not on the list
How often do they bake desserts? - Semi often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - No salads.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Adam and Ari almost cried the first time he did
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - If by that you mean camping out, Adam
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Neither
Who cleans the room? - There’s a chore wheel. There is totally a chore wheel
Who is really against chores? - The kids?
Who cleans up after the pets? - Do kids count as pets?
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ari had a bad habit of it when the kids were little because kids are walking tornadoes
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Neither
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Def Ari
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -N/A
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Decorating was more common when the kids were little
What are their goals for the relationship? - To never lose the good to the bad
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both post shifting
Who plays the most pranks? -`Pretty even though Ari’s are more corny than anything
