-le friend looking through my pictures after I warned him- *Stumbles upon SuperBat:: "Oh God"
le me- "I warned you."
Friend:"This is impossible"
Me:"Expect the Impossible"
Friend:"Nope. Wouldn't happen. Superman has Lois Lane plus he had children with her"
Me:"Until he could no longer resist the smexy awesome that is BRUCE WAYNE"
Friend:"Batman has Catwoman"
Me:"Batman has Superman... Need I go through all the times they've teamed up.. And need I show you the comic strip in which Bats calls Supes Baby. NEED I show you all the times they've switched outfits. Don't Hate."
Friend:"You speak nonsense. Besides.. Batman don't want a dick up his ass" -hands Ipod back-
Me:"First of All... Are you Batman? Am I speaking to Batman? Because If I am... I got a load of crap that needs your Hancock on it. But I imagined Batman would be more built.. and a helluva lot smarter than this. Second of All:: Who said it had to be Batman bottoming? They can take turns.. ya know?"
Friend:"Ew. No I'm not Batman. You got problems"
Me:"Since you are obviously not Batman... And you sure as hell are not Superman. I will continue to Ship. You shall now walk the plank"
He Challenged The Unstoppable SuperBat. And He lost. As Predicted.
