Aug 23, 2013
a true master of all dimensions of the selfie, are_kelly shows off her emotional side with this masterpiece, "goth monday" (February 2013). her eyes locked with the viewers, she makes it almost impossible to look away.
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a true master of all dimensions of the selfie, are_kelly shows off her emotional side with this masterpiece, "goth monday" (February 2013). her eyes locked with the viewers, she makes it almost impossible to look away.
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@cakemittens my vagina looks like frowning purple Oscar the grouch
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a geriatric with a soulpatch puckering on a sour warhead
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like a crumpled up newspaper from september 12, 2001
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like an empty eye socket that still blinks in a field of ants
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks lik satellite imagery of a herd of silverbacks majestically overlooking a ravine
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like an overmicrowaved hotdog
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like Swamp Thing vacationing in the desert
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like an old man's sundamaged fist holding a teeny tiny fetal baby fist
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a warthog pressed its snout into a jello mold
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like mr earnest grainger from are you being served mid-sneeze
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like if someone smushed a bunch of cake and stuffed it into a mitten
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like someone carved a jack-o-lantern with a bottle opener then threw it in a fish tank
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like an owl pellet full of imitation crab
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a sweaty piglet doing crunches
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a sewer rat swimming through bubble gum
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks how skinny feels
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like the front pocket of my fav pair of Abercrombie jeans that I spilled mayonnaise & soy sauce on
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a pair of ear muffs crammed into a marsupials pouch
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a chihuahua that bathed in nair for too long and got wrinkly
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like someone went bobbing for apples with a back scratcher made out of pipecleaners
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like a distressed clam nestled on the back of an eastern European
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens here's what my vagina really looks like. Sorry if it's not up for long pic.twitter.com/e74IerRJUl
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like someone crocheted a tea cozy out of worms
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
there's more.
bill nye not very cool anymore, stealing tweets
twitter user bill_nye_tho__, who was once a cool dude, got suspended and then someone else took the account and started stealing tweets from people its shitty.
one of the hardest-hit victims was twitter user are_kelly, whose tweets about instagram and kim kardashian's vagina were stolen.
"HOW AWFUL OF AN ACCOUNT DO U HAVE TO BE TO STEAL A TWEET FROM THE SECOND MOST AWFUL ACCOUNT" she tweeted. then she added, "CAST ME AS THE WOMAN IN THE CONSTIPATION COMMERCIALS ILL DO IT ILL DO THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND ILL LOVE IT"
tweets were also stolen from twitter users charmandork and axtang.
the debacle was uncovered by twitter user cat_haver, thanks to cat_haver.
some people are not convinced that the tweets were stolen at all. twitter user rhinotary suggested, "I mean the Instagram one is lifted for sure but this one [kim kardashian's vagina] is pretty generic after a quick search"
who knows.