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Eyewitness reports a blinding pink light at █:██ ██ on ██████ in the town of ████ ████, ██. Radar indicates a strong presence of a metaphysical entity and must be addressed.

The target will be investigated and determined as a threat or not. Subsequent actions will follow once a decision is made.

Entity 01001101 has been authorized to use a separate branching profile on this account with supervision, as requested by multiple class 4 staff.

1. Do you only conduct experiments in Minecraft, or also in other games?

2. Aren't you afraid that Mojang will sue yall for using their game for experiments?

1. Minecraft is a sandbox for a reason. We hire those guys who make computers and working games in minecraft lmao

2. We have really good lawyers.

/request term 01001000-0404 custom:[untitled.txt]

Department of Metaphysical Science - Termination of employee [0404] Requested by [Rebecca Tanner]

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████ing die Heath lmao

- Rebecca Tanner

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The report will be reviewed by the Board and taken into consideration. Any similar complaints will be filed for further investigation.

Multiple reports in Massachusetts detail a man with bleached brown hair, white glasses, and unkempt appearance around the campus of █████ ███████. Eyewitnesses claim the target was “talking to himself” about “revolutionary ████” and “█████████”.

i mean when i heard yuor story i figured you were just being uhh targeted kinda cuz ur an entity

but anyways

ARE YOU DOIGN OK OVER THERE :( last i heard stuff got rough and like i dont want my silly to be sad or hurt or anythign

-glowberry anon (W/ LOTS OF LOVE)

U.S. Department of Metaphysical Science - Video Transcript Requested by [Rebecca Tanner]

Why did you have to do that.

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Bull████. You knew exactly what you did. Now we have to deal with a possible breach in security. This is your fault. You forced them to leave.

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You don't act like it. You better do something.. or I will.