#archiefm

LOCATION: the tractor ride 

send  🍷  for  a  drunk  text  from  my  muse

[victoria → archie (pink hair) at 1.01am]: i can't work another saturday with rochelle i’m losing my mind. she’s driven me to alcohol [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 1.02am]: why weren’t you on tonight?? i’m gonna complain to management [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 1.44am]: i’m boooored  [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.03am]: your wife asked about you btw. she misses you [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.31am]: omfg did you put sweet caroline on the playlist ??? [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.31am]: i hate you so much [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.31am]: you’re the worst kind of person [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.31am]: i literally cant stand you [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.42am]: what are you doing later? [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 3.37am]: i can’t stop thinking about your tongue

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[victoria → archie (pink hair) at 4.21am]: you awake? [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 4.21am]: i’m kind of freaked [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 4.22am]: some guy waited in the parking lot til we got out and was super fuckin weird and i’m pretty sure he was following my car  [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 4.22am]: so i just like drove in circles [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 4.22am]: i tried jim but it went straight to voicemail [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 4.24am]: idk it was creepy af i'm gonna roll a joint if you want to pop over

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[victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.22pm]: guess who’s working valentine’s day [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.23pm]: if you bring the chocolates i’ll bring the lingerie [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.23pm]: i’m sure i have a corset that’s your color [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.30pm]: maybe i’ll even wear a skirt  [victoria → archie (pink hair) at 2.30pm]: just in case

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                   for connor braxton, you always think he could never pass dumb - assery more than he has   until he does.       “   arch,   check it out.  ”      he’s   waving an epi-pen   in his hand,   the yellow label tucked under the grip of his fingers boastfully  as he approaches his friend.    and while a quick google search would easily answer,   he really hopes jabbing said epi-pen into his leg    (    despite not having an allergy bad enough to need one   )   wouldn’t be too damaging.    “  it only cost me like four dollar bills and a bag of chips ‘cause i got it from my little cousin.  ”      and,   he leaves out,    she’s six,     “   it’s kinda sad,  she’s got this really bad peanut allergy,  like her throat starts swelling and she can’t breathe and -  ”        soggy pauses,   sucking in air as he does so, his thoughts finally being spoken aloud was enough to bring him to his senses.   “   i should -   i’m gonna give it back.  ”