okay okay so i can't stop thinking about this now and archer and small children oh god he adores them they are his favorite thing but he is just /baffled/ by them like he has no idea what the hell to do so he basically just ends up smiling at them with this really loopy look as the child just babbles at them and ava is just continuously exasperated with her boyfriend because she's fab w/ kids cause of the orphanage
oh my god oh my god YES headcanon of our nonexistent characters accepted
the real questions tho are stuff about the upside, like the apps they would have or what coffee they would get. idk about the apps but i feel like Avalon would be like addicted to caffeine (bc she's just such a mix of you and i) and when they eventually visit the upside (and they'll have to because Caleb and Mariela move back there after they get married) she'll make Archer try some and he'll be like "what is this. i do not understand." and then he'll be like i need to try this again so he'll drink some at night when she's getting ready for bed and then she'll get woken up at 3 am by him and he'll just be like "why. why am i not asleep. why."
