#aquacadets

The Baker!

Real Name: Blythe

Real Name: Blythe

Gender: Robot

Pronouns: He/They

Occupation: Evil Mastermind, Overall Bad Dude

Place of Birth: Costa Colada, CA

Known Relatives: Unnamed Scientist, Gameboy Advance, Super Famicom

Group Affiliation: The Baker’s unnamed team, Robot Group Therapy

Height: 5’9”

Weight: 576 lbs

Eyes: Green/Magenta

Hair: Sickeningly Shiny

Strength Level: Over 8000

Known Super Human Powers: The Baker isn’t human, but his Super Robot powers include: baking, being evil, being a robot

Instruments/Weapons: Various lasers and slicey-dicey type things

Musical Likes: Gloomy-sounding music, jazz, blues, bird noises, electronic, electro swing, electro jazz, metal (get it? get i—)

Musical Dislikes: Folk, ska

Turn-Ons: Evil, cooking, baking

Turn-Offs: Goodness, radness

Other Info: In the basement of Costa Collada Central College, an evil was brewing… A cat with two heads, created by atomic energy! Oh, I— I’m being told this is about the OTHER brewing evil… a robot, made to test the limits of a certain scientist’s skills. However, shortly after, the scientist’s father announced his retirement, passing on the family bakery to his child. This robot, an advent of science, was reprogrammed to be a baker. Not that they didn’t love baking, of course… in principle. He baked and baked, while his creator simply sold and sometimes decorated their creations— but the scientist took the credit for it all. The baker was simply a robot, after all. A tool. Eventually, he grew tired, angry even, and decided to leave. After they ran away, he used his supercomputer brain and built-in baking tools to steal and force his way to victory. He quickly turned from the baker (lowercase) to The Baker (capital)! They have a few henchmen, a secret base, and a hobby with toying with The Aquabats’ own cyber-comrade, Jimmy. What dastardly deeds will he be up to next? Find out next time… on THE AQUABATS!

Captain Hampton IV!

Real Name: Pearl Pinocchio

Gender: Girl.

Pronouns: They/Them

Occupation: Sea Captain

Place of Birth: The Wild Sea

Known Relatives: Captain Hampton II, Captain Hampton III

Group Affiliation: The Wild Sea Sailors

Height: 4’11”

Weight: 110 lbs.

Eyes: Glaring

Hair: Salty

Strength Level: Physical strength be damned, this girl’s mental prowess is something to envy

Known Super Human Powers: None in particular, but they’re very good at navigation

Instruments/Weapons: Their serious demeanor

Musical Likes: Classical, easy listening, lo-fi, music featuring prominent piano

Musical Dislikes: Hard rock, metal, EDM

Turn-Ons: Strangeness, adventure

Turn-Offs: The supermarket

Other Info: Daughter of the narrator of the song The Wild Sea. Their grandfather was the original Captain Hampton’s protégé. Straight-faced and humorless. Was born on the Wild Sea, but has lived elsewhere in their life.

Sandyface!

Real Name: Unknown

Gender: Girl-ish

Pronouns: She/Xe

Occupation: Grilled Cheese Saleswoman (formerly,) Sailor

Place of Birth: Aquabania

Known Relatives: None

Group Affiliation: Desert HOA (only member, formerly,) The Wild Sea Sailors

Height: 6’4”

Weight: 155 lbs

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Face: Sandy

Strength Level: Upper arm strength of a stickbug, jaw power of a goldfish

Known Super Human Powers: Sand

Instruments/Weapons: Sand

Musical Likes: Geek rock, weirdcore, dreamcore, internetcore

Musical Dislikes: None in particular

Turn-Ons: Sand, the sea

Turn-Offs: Cleanliness

Other Info: Sandyface lived in the lone desert area of Aquabania, in a tent made of diapers (unused, don’t worry.) Xe met a man there who was smitten with her— a young MC Bat Commander— but she did not reciprocate his feelings. One day, Sandy was fooled by someone and captured by a man with a beard made of bees, who forced her to work for his grilled cheese shop. Another Aquabat, Dr. Rock, spotted her one day and tried to free xem, but failed and called the Commander to come over quickly. He was too late, however, and xe was swept into the Rainbow Sea… Otherwise known as the Wild Sea. Sandyface’s sandy face was washed, and she drifted away… until xe was found by the Wild Sea Sailors, commanded by Captain Hampton IV! She joined them, and is now the Captain’s second-in-command and girlfriend— though Sandy loves to mess around, claiming that they’re pirates.

Fritz PistolShrimp!