“ATTENTION BAR PATRONS!” Sirius screamed at the top of his lungs, standing in the center of The Three Broomsticks. He was attending the celebration for one Atticus Scabior’s graduation and had just been communicating with his brother regarding Regulus’s all-too-recent engagement to Alecto Carrow. He had to do something to deter the Carrows from wanting to marry into the Black family. “Regulus Black has a defective cock! Just thought you all ought to know! He’s my brother, you see, and I know these things! His sperm doesn’t work! Such a tragedy, I am well aware. Looks like the Black line ends with us ‘cause you sure as hell know I’m not havin’ kids, and if I did, they wouldn’t be little Pureblood pricks like my dear old mumsy would want! Anyway, spread the news! Regulus Black is infertile!”