I know i aint got the writing skills yet to give this idea justice,so imma just toss this your way and run: Traphawk but Hawkeye feels weird about dirty talk until he realizes Trapper doesnt have the typical "dad" nicknames. So he's feeling icky about calling him shit like daddy until he realizes Trapper's actual boner killer names are just random things he wouldn't think to call him in the first place. So now instead of having a break down over potentially ruining the vibes, Hawkeye is wondering what context would lead to Trapper's kids calling him some shit like bibble or po-po. Like-
Hawkeye: So let me get this straight. You have no issues with being called daddy?
Trapper: yep
Hawkeye: No issues being called sir?
Trapper: yep
Hawkeye: But you DO have issues being called coqui?
Trapper: Yeah......so what part of all this is confusing you?
Hawkeye: What part is confusing me?!?! What part is confusing me!?!? Why do your kids call the name of a Puerto Rican tree frog!?! Why are you worried about me calling you the name of a Puerto Rican tree frog!?!? Has someone called you that in the past?!?! Who's made you worry about potentially being called by your strange childrens nickname for you mid fuck!?!? Who's out here just casually calling you a tree frog like that's sexy!?!?
Okay. This is fucking spectacular. I am truly blessed this day!
I know for a FACT that this conversation is fully happening while they're fucking and somehow they both stay hard while having the discussion (they get off on bickering) and the only thing that makes Hawkeye's boner go down is the ocean of confusion he's been dropped in lolololol
Also Trapper would TOTALLY have the weirdest fucking limits with sex. Like call him a whore or toss him around or cuck him or whatever and he's fine but like. Touching between his toes or some shit like that is off limits.
Also also I hadn't considered the idea of a daddy kink between Hawkeye and Trapper until now and OH BOY am I going to be rotating this concept in my head for a few days. Like Hawkeye DEFINITELY has a daddy kink. I'd even say he has one of the top 3 daddy kinks in the 4077th and now I really really want to write Trapper being his daddy and taking care of him 🥺
