#applemeow

I'm gonna ship this girl

with Lucifer

entirely so she can live out her self-insert/hot demon baddie fantasies

also it's hilarious imagining the King of Hell with this freshly-arrived sinner weirdo

just imagine her going to her knees at his feet begging for him and calling herself his little meow meow and he's a little freaked out but also kinda into it

imagine Charlie having encouraged her dad to start dating again but this is NOT what she had in mind but she can't even say anything because how can she ruin her dad's happiness so she just has to let him date the kitty fujoshi

Watched the newest Helluva Boss Short, #3, and I have no idea why but I was inspired to make a crack ship fan kid for fun.

This is Lucas Flamethrower Morningstar.

Yes, he is a grump emo teen.

Yaori Ships:

Yuri Ships:

It is with great pleasure that I present what ships won judging by popularity within the Hazbin Hotel fandom!

1. Heaven’s Darkness 🔥⚖️

2. SwanMoth 🦢🦋

3. RoyalBlitz 🌈🔫

4. HoneyDust 🍯🕷

5. StaticPop 📺🎤

6. BlitzBomb 🔫🍒

7. Valsika 🦋🎤

8. GuitarSwan 🎸🦢

9. Huskoona 🐈‍⬛🌙

10. Charloxxie 🌈🎹

11. RodeoBelle 🌈🐎

12. AppleMeow 🍎💻

Heaven’s Darkness 🔥⚖️ won by a large margin so it has first place. We will now have the rest of the ships battle for 2nd.

Summary: Lucifer has somewhat been open to the idea of falling in love again, but the pain of Lilith leaving is still fresh, and he's not sure he wants to commit to anything romantic yet. But when a particular dirty-minded, but also sweet and affectionate, sinner comes into his life, he thinks maybe he could just be happy having her as a friend with benefits. And if in time, it turns into something more, maybe he can embrace that too. Rating: Explicit Multi-chapter

It's happening! One year out from posting Lucifer Sticks His Dick in Crazy, the incredible pair of Lucifer/Emberlynn has returned. With a long fic! How long will it be? I don't know yet but it's gonna be very cute and smutty and maybe even a lil angsty :3 Feel free to subscribe to the work page if you wanna be informed when it updates, though I'll likely also be posting links to updates here.

The time for Applemeow is right NYEOW

Lucifer Sticks His Dick in Crazy

A newcomer to Hell is really interested in meeting the big man Lucifer. She's especially interested in hooking up with him. Though completely taken aback by her personality, Lucifer decides to go for it. It ends up being more fun than he expected. Rating: Explicit Word Count: 3,826 One-Shot

This is. Not exactly quality. I wrote it super fast. But it was FUN okay. Emberlynn decides to dream big and go after Lucifer himself after arriving in Hell. He's utterly gobsmacked by this girl's personality but well. He's lonely and it HAS been a while, so yeah he decides why not. And has himself a good ol time