#appalachian-hellhound

Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time:

Hayama!

Because Wenhe did all the crying in the hospital when the baby was born and it was a sort of late reaction for him.

He didn’t start crying until he recorded her coming in through the door with their child in her arms and then the camera starts shaking while you listen to his incoherent sobbing.

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):

Hayama!

I’d say Wenhe but let’s be real she’s already awake and stays up all night so Hayama wakes up in the middle of the night to find her there at the crib fallen asleep watching their baby and he checks on them for a little while before picking up his wife and bringing her back to bed teasing that he’s offended that she left him sleeping alone again.

Who changes the kid(s) diapers:

Both!

Mainly Wenhe since Hayama’s off at work, but when he’s at home or when they’re out together he doesn’t mind changing the diapers since he’s a good papa and that also means his cute little wife will give him an extra kiss as thanks.

Who makes the bottles:

Both!

Hayama bottles the milk and Wenhe heats them up. Her skin is more sensitive than Hayama’s so she’s the one to warm them to the perfect temperature. One time he tried to heat them up on his own and when Wenhe did the old milk on the wrist trick she burned herself r.i.p.

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:

Wenhe!

Wenhe’s moves are slow nad gentle and perfect for the baby. Her voice, as well, is perfect for 

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):

Hayama!

Funnily enough it’s not Wenhe who’d spoil them. Hayama gives in too easily and whenever they do something cute or is sad or anything in between, he spoils them with either toys or sweets. Wenhe’s the one to tell him not to spoil them, and when Hayama throws a little fuss about worrying for their kid she promises she’ll spoil him that night when they’re alone~

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:

Hayama!

See above.

Also the kids catch him munching on something in the middle of the night sometimes when he’s working and so he shares with them as long as they promise to brush their teeth again and not tell mama that they ate sweets so late at night.

Who always takes the kid(s) side:

Both!

Wenhe and Hayama believe in their kid(s) and establish a 100% trust with them. If their kid(s) try to abuse it, they’ll figure it out and be sure that the punishment is proper. They love their child(ren) very much, and because of that they will always trust in them; it’s only if their little one(s) decide to take it for granted and lie to them for their own benefit that Hayama and Wenhe will lose faith in them.

Once that happens, it’s a huge mistake for their child(ren).

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:

Wenhe!

She also makes their lunch, as well as Hayama’s.

Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:

Hayama!

Wenhe’s a superb housewife, but she can only do so much. Hayama’s the one to get them ready while she cooks breakfast, so that when the kids come down it’s fresh and hot and they can all eat together before their days start.

Who takes the kid(s) to school:

Wenhe!

It actually depends if Hayama’s route to work is also the same as the route the kids take for school, but Wenhe’s always there to drop them off at school. Of course, when they separate (either in front of the house or at the intersection where they turn different corners), she’s taught the kids to tell papa goodbye and to be safe while he’s at work.

Who goes to parent teacher conferences:

Wenhe!

Again, it usually depends on when his shift ends and if he’s working overtime, but Wenhe’s always the one that the teachers can expect to arrive at school for a conference. Hayama’s tried to make her put him on video-chat either on the school computer or on her phone, and that’s how he ends up also conferencing with the teacher until he almost gets caught by his superior and the call is ended abruptly.

Wenhe always apologizes and the teacher gets a good laugh.

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):

Neither!

They both decide to have “the talk” with the kids together, since at least that way there’s both a male and female explanation for things and how those parts work down there.

Depending on their child(ren)’s gender, either Wenhe or Hayama will take over if it’s a boy or a girl. If it’s one or some of each then the respective parent of the same sex teaches them more about how puberty’s gonna fuck them up because it sucks and they are good parents who will not lie and say it’s great because it really isn’t.

Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:

Wenhe!

Mainly because she has a really good sense of fashion and has access to some nice designer outfits from people who owe her favours from when she was a model. Of course, Hayama goes shopping with her to make sure that papa approves of their child’s outfit (especially if they have a cute little daughter).

Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college:

Hayama!