âDeath is very, very tired of its Masterâs strange wants and whims. This is the last time it does something he wants.â
aka: a apocalypse fix-it, featuring a master of death who has been reincarnated into a winchester. things can only go up from here.
chapter 6: the witnesses rise, and harry encounters two people he have never met.
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*
Dean didnât believe.
Even after he saw Castiel walk straight through a demon trap, survive Rubyâs knife, spread his literal wings like a whore, and knock out people with a touch of his handâeven after that, he still didnât believe.
Hell, Sam had more faith than him, and he was the one jacked up on demon blood.
âDean, this is good news,â he insisted. âfor once, this isn't just another round of demon crap. I mean, maybe you were saved by one of the good guys, you know?â
âOkay, say thatâs true,â Dean said . "Say there are angels. Then what? Thereâs a God?â
Well, yes.
The debate devolved from there, with Dean stubbornly refuting every single one of their argument like the stubborn ass he was. Harry was honestly about to give up, whenâ
â âIf there is a God out there, why would he give a crap about me?â
Oh. Â
Harry was an idiot.
It wasnât about faith. It wasnât about proof. It was about Deanâs damn self-esteem. Â
Once upon a time, a flawed man called John Winchester taught Dean that his life was worthless. Because was the  good  son, that lesson branded itself onto his very soul, never to be forgotten.
And so, even after everything he did, he still doesnât believe he is worthy of being saved. Never mind that he only ended up in hell because he was trying to save Samâs life; never mind that he was chosen by Chuck to be a Righteous Man; never mind that a few dozen angels died in trying to retrieve his soul; never mind that Castiel would now be forever honored as the one who raised him from perdition.
But before Harry could point these out, this conversation had already moved on. Dean was now sitting with Bobby, scanning the books for more mentions of angels. Sam, on the other hand, was going out to âget pie.â
Yeah right. Harry could sense the guilt in his soul from a mile away. When has he ever remembered the pie?
Never, and Dean complained about it loudly all the way to Olivia Lowryâs house.
*
Harry didnât get it when he saw Olivia dead.
He didnât get it when Jed didnât pick up.
He didnât get it when he saw Henriksen.
He didnât get it when he shot Megâs ghost.
And then Sam drew the mark andâfuck, how could he have forgotten?
âI may have seen that before,â Bobby said. âWe got to move!â
âNo, no,â Harry interrupted, eying the fireplace. âI know how to banish them, so we got stay here.â
âWhat?â Â
Harry ignored Sam, focusing on Bobby. âhex box, hemlock, opium, wormwoodâdo you have them?â
âWho do you think I am? Of course I do.â He turned to Sam. âThereâs a red hex box in the linen closet upstairs. It'll be real heavy.â And then to Dean. âEverything else in the kitchen. There's a false bottom to the cutlery drawer.â
âDonât try to talk, just shoot!â Harry called after them as they rushed to retrieve the items. Â
âYou sure you know what youâre doing, kid?â Bobby asked.
Harry grinned. âWho do you think I am? Of course I know,â he continued before Bobby could smack him for his sass. âCome on, youâre gonna make a salt circle around the fireplace. And Iâll be drawing some sigils, so try to keep those ghosts off my back, hmm?â
They got to work. It wasnât long before two girls appeared in front of them. Â
âBobby,â one of them said. âYou walked right by us while that monster ate us all up.â
The other said, âyou could have saved us.â
Bobby shot them. They vanished, but new witnesses took their place. One was a manâa boy, reallyâwith messy black hair and round hazel eyes. Beside him was a woman of around the same age, fiery red hair and burning green eyes. They were both dressed in pajamas, and, strangely, did not bear any physical wounds. Furthermore, Harry did not know them. Â
But they knew him.
âMy little Prongslet,â he whispered. âLook at how many deaths you have caused.â
âIt was not worthy it, to have died for you,â she continued.
What? Â
Before Harry could react, two shots rang out, and the witnesses disappeared. Sam and Dean came into view, shotguns cocked and smoking. Â
âAre we ready?â Dean asked as both of them stepped into the salt circle. Â
Harry shook himself out of his funk, and assessed the ingredients. They looked to be in good shape, so he indicated for Dean to drop them into a bowl.
âLetâs start.â
He recited the spell, Latin rolling off his tongue as if he was still living in Pompeii. Wind blew through the window, disturbing the salt circle and forcing the others to fight off the witnesses. Harry picked up the speed of his words, until the spell was completed, and he threw the ingredients into the fire. The flames burned blue. The witnesses vanished.
There was a thud. Harry turned around to find Bobby on the ground, and Sam trapped against the wall by a desk. Dean was breathing heavily, still holding onto an iron rod.
âEveryoneâs good?â he asked, running his eyes along their forms. He sighed in relief as all three men nodded.
âNow, what the hell was that?â Dean demanded.
*
No one takes the revelation (heh, get it? Because itâs from the book of Revelations) that those ghosts were a sign of the impending apocalypse well. The tension was so thick that Harry just decided to leave the house. He transported himself to a bar, and was just about to order a drink when someone slid into the seat next to him.
âHey,â he said. âCan I buy you a drink?â
Harry blinked, then glanced around. Â
Ohhh, this was a  gay bar. No wonder he dared to be so straightforward.
Harry looked back at the man. He was pretty cute, all things considered. And Harry needed something to take his mind off of the dayâs events, anyways.
âSure, why not?â
*
Harry didnât get back until the early mornings, and apparently, he missed a lot.Â
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âDeath is very, very tired of its Masterâs strange wants and whims. This is the last time it does something he wants.â
aka: a apocalypse fix-it, featuring a master of death who has been reincarnated into a winchester. things can only go up from here.
chapter 6: pamela goes blind, but donât worry, harry is there to heal her. dean remains unconvinced of castielâs powers, and challenges him to a gun (and knife!) fight
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*
Harry woke up from his nap when the Impala came to a stop. He stretched, feeling the pop of his bones. âWe arrived?â
âYeah. Come on, imp. Letâs see what this psychic has got for us.â
Pamela Barnes was beautiful, witty, and she was going to die in a few months.
But first, she went blind.
*
The ambulance came quickly. Bobby rode with her to the hospital, while Harry followed along in Bobbyâs truck. After he parked, he found Bobby in the waiting room, being questioned by a nurse. She was trying to figure out how Pamelaâs injuries came to be, but Bobby avoided answering by speaking rapid Japanese and flailing his arms around. Harry stifled a laugh, and joined him.
The nurse gave up a few minutes later, and they were left to wait in peace.
âI didnât know you could speak Japanese,â Bobby said, in Japanese.
Harry shrugged, and replied in the same tongue. âIt was a boring four months.â
That was true, but that wasnât when he learned the language. He learned it sometime in the 18th century, when he had been reborn as a peasant farmer. So even though he could speak the language, he couldnât read or write it. That just hadnât been a priority for his station in life.
But Bobby didnât know that, and misunderstood his answer, as Harry had intended for him to do. He squeezed his shoulder, an act of brief comfort, then pulled away.
And, okay, as Harry Winchester, he would have found this acceptable, perhaps even a little too much; but as Harry, the immortal being who had been reincarnated into thousands of lives, it was not. He just insinuated, to his surrogate father no less, that he had learned Japanese to keep busy and avoid thinking about Deanâs death. Shouldnât he at least get a hug?
But he doubted that this was the best time to open that can of worms, so he kept quiet, fiddling his ring and listening to the angel radio. Castiel seemed to be feeling some smidgen of guilt for burning out an innocent womanâs eyes, and some higher-ups named Zachary was comforting him.
By which he means, Zachary was telling Castiel that humans were nothing more than mud monkeys, who did not deserve an angelâs sympathy.
âNo buts, Castiel. Youâre an angel, sheâs a human; weâre superior, and theyâre inferior. Do you understand?â
ââŠyes, Zachariah. I do.â
Harry closed the connection, shaking his head in silent disgust. And they said angels were supposed to be compassionate.
Why did you leave, Chuck? He wondered. Are you really satisfied with the world, as it is right now? Is it everything you had envisioned?
*
A few hours later, a doctor stepped out, clipboard in hand. âFamily of Pamela Barnes?â
He told them that theyâve stabilized her conditions, although it was certain that sheâll never be able to see again. She had been moved out of ICU, and can accept visitors, but only one is allowed in the room at a time.
âI think weâll leave pretty soon,â he said. âSave me a milkshake, wonât you?â
âYou bet,â Sam said, with the tone of someone who had absolutely no intention of doing so, and hung up.
Well, he was the health nut of this family.
Soon, Bobby came out, and Harry slipped inside. Pamela was lying in the middle of a hospital bed, pale-skinned and weak, nothing like the feisty woman heâd just met, half a day prior. A roll of bandages had been wrapped around her skull, covering her eyes. She jolted when she heard the door open.
âIs that you again, Bobby?â She called.
âNo, itâs me. Harry.â
âWhat do you want?â She asked, words tinted with bitterness. Harry doesnât blame her. She wouldnât have lost her eyesight if it werenât for them.
âI just wanted to apologize,â he said, âand to see if I could fix things.â
Pamela scoffed. âYou certainly canât make things worse.â
Harry moved forward, stopping mere inches from her bed. He raised his hands, hovering them above her eyes, and murmured a spell. Somethings were capital-F fated, which means if he messed with it, heâll draw attention to the divergence and thus, himself. But her blindness wasnâtâif she had just backed off when Castiel asked, she would have been fineâso Harry healed her.
(Heâd even corrected her eyesight, because why not? The woman was going to die in a few months. For putting up with their shit, she deserved to live the rest of her life in 20/20 vision.)
Immediately, Pamela gasped, hands flying up to her face and unraveling the bandages. She blinked rapidly, trying to adjust to the harsh fluorescent lighting. âWhatâŠ? How did youâwhat the hell are you, boy?â
Harry shrugged, tucking his hands into his jean pockets. âWell, Iâm not a demon, if that was what you were worried about. But you would have known that already, right?â
She studied him, gaze roving from the soles of his shoes to the wispy strands of his hair. âYou definitely donât feel like a demonâŠand even a demon wouldnât have been able to do that. It wouldnât have wanted to, either. But thenâŠâ
âDonât worry about it,â he said, with an exaggerated wink. âFor now, why donât you just think of me as someone with a little extra juice, trying to protect my brothers and fix their mistakes?â
âDo they know?â She pressed. âDoes Bobby know?â
âItâs just between you and me for now, love,â he paused, and cocked his head. âOf course, if itâs too big of a secret for you to handle, I can erase your memories.â
She shook her head, shifting away as much as she could, as if an extra feet of space could deter him. âNo, no, no, that wonât be necessary. You donât need to do that, I can keep quiet. I owe you one, right? For the eyes?â
âSure,â Harry agreed, even as he discretely wiggled his fingers. Now, if she tried to speak of this to anyone, sheâll suddenly find herself mute, though that would only last a day. Still, itâs a neat little spell, just in case someone decided torture the information out of her. After all, this was bigger than things that go bump in the night. Angels and demons were involved, and he knew better than to underestimate either of them. âWell, Iâm glad we could reach an agreement, love. Bobby and I will take our leave now. Weâll try not to bother you again.â
âWait!â she cried out, just as his hands closed around the doorknob. âDo you knowâŠthat thing I summonedâŠdo you know what Castiel is?â
âOf course I do,â Harry said, not turning around. âBut the less you know, the better off youâll be. Have a good day, Ms. Barnes.â
*
Harry had no idea what happened between the phone call and them arriving at the motel, but whatever it was, it couldnât have been good. Because when Bobby pulled up in the parking lot, Castiel was yelling at Dean, trying to tell him that Sam had returned to the diner to kill the demons. Unfortunately, all Dean heard is static and high-pitched ringing, so Castiel was forced to stop, frustrated. Bobby and Harry burst into the room just as the last of the mirrors exploded.
(They were kicked out of the motel, obviously.)
This must have been the straw that broke the camelâs back, though, because Dean announced that he was going to try and summon Castiel. Or, as he knows him, a super powerful, supernatural creature capable of pulling someone out of hell, terrifying the demons, and burning out eyes. He has no guarantee that Castiel wonât harm him at first sight, nor does he have a way of defending himself from such attacks.
And he still wanted to summon him.
What. An. Idiot.
Bobby obviously agreed, peering at Rubyâs knife doubtfully. But like Harry, he also doesnât want anyone else to be hurt, so he relented, directing his truck to an empty warehouse on the outskirt of town.
âWe could really use Sam on this, Dean,â Harry suggested from the backseat.
âNah, heâll just try to stop us. Heâs better off where he is.â
Well, Harry knew that wasnât true, but he also didnât want to explain how he knew, so he kept quiet, twisting his ring.
This time, Dean noticed, zeroing in on the action through the rear view mirror. âDidnât know you were into jewelries, Henry. Where did you get that from?â
âAn old friend gave it to me,â Harry said. âSupposedly, it can bring back the souls of the dead.â
âOh,â Dean said, and Harry suddenly realized the implication behind his words. He thought about backtracking, about claiming that he never tried to summon Deanâs soul, but he wasnât sure Dean would believe him.
âWell,â Bobby said, interjecting false cheer into his tone. âAt least if this turns out to be a disaster, I can bring you back to kill you again.â
*
It was a disaster.
Harry had presumed that, since Castiel didnât mean to do Dean any harm, the encounter would go smoothly. Theyâll have a chit-chat, Castiel will explain and apologize for his mistakes, and then inform Dean of his role in the upcoming apocalypse. They will part ways, somewhat peacefully.
What a stupid presumption.
The problem began after Bobby completed the ritual, and all them stood back, hands on their respective weapons, waiting for him to appear.
And waited. And waited. And waited.
Harry glanced at the ritual circle, frowning. Bobby definitely did the ritual right, so why wasnât Castiel responding? Wasnât he the one who tried to reach out to Dean in the first place?
He tuned into the Radio, and immediately received his answers.
ââŠleave a good impression on him.â
âBut I have already impressed my handprint on his arm. Is that not enough?â
âNo, no, itâs a different kind of impress. You want him to like you, right?â
âIt would be an honor to be favored by the Righteous Man.â
âExactly, which is why you got to make a cool entrance, okay?â
âWhat is this âcool entranceâ you speak of? How do I make it?â
Harry left the conversation, biting his cheeks to stop from bursting into laughter. It seemed like they were going to be waiting for a while. He abandoned his spot beside the ritual circle, and jumped up to sit on one of the tables. His gun was returned to its holster.
Dean and Bobby gave him disapproving looks, but eventually, both of them gave in, joining him on the tables. They swung their legs back and forth silently, chocked by the anticipation in the air.
Harry was the first to break. He hopped off the table and headed for the door, waving a pack of cigarette as an explanation. The other two moved to stop him, but he was gone because they could speak.
Leaning against the side of the warehouse, Harry lit up a stick, inhaling and exhaling the smoke gratefully. He had been trying to quit but, fuck, this day had been very, very stressful. Besides, heâs the Master of Death. Whatâs a cigarette going to do, kill him?
And, because he had been looking up at the bright sky, he saw a sight he was never going to forget.
One second, there had been nothing above the warehouse; in the next, a figure appeared, large wings extending from his back. Harry expected Castiel to land on the roof, perhaps survey the area before entering.
He didnât.
Instead, he stumbled in mid-flight, rolling down the slanted roof until the concrete gave up, and fell straight down to the ground with a thump. Â
Harry gaped.
A second later, Castiel stood up, cocking his head in the direction of the warehouse.
âWhy couldnât I get through?â he muttered to himself, but the night was quiet enough that Harry overheard the words.
He blinked.
Oh.
Castiel must have intended to fly through roof and land straight into the ritual circle, which, to be fair, would have been quite the âcoolâ entrance. Unfortunately, Bobby had come across an angel-warding sigil in one of his books, though neither he nor the author knew its purpose. Still, he had painted it on the walls, which prevented Castiel from phasing through like he had intended. Instead, he had been tripped up by the ward, and fallen.
Once he and Castiel become friends, Harry was going to give him so much shit for this.
For now, though, he simply wiggled his fingers. The ward disappeared. Castiel frowned harder when he registered the change.
âWhatever,â he said at last, almost petulantly, and blasted the warehouse doors open. He sauntered forward, and the sound of shotguns firing filled the air.
Harry vanished his cigaretteâhe knew better than to litter, considering the state this planet was already inâand rushed in behind Castiel, who was now looking down at Rubyâs knife in a bemusement. Rubyâs knife, which had been jammed into his heart.
Oh, Dean.
Unconcerned, Castiel pulled it out, letting it drop to the ground with a clatter. The wound healed immediately, and Dean stared, shocked. Bobby, however, jumped into action, swinging a crowbar at Castielâs head. But Castiel caught it without looking, using the momentum to swing himself around. He touched Bobbyâs forehead with two fingers, and sent him to sleep.
Wow, Harry thinks, not even bothering to bring out his gun. That was very, very cool.
âWe need to talk, Dean,â Castiel said. âAlone.â
Unwittingly, Deanâs gaze flickered to over his shoulders. Castiel followed his line of sight, to where Harry was standing by the doors. There was the sound of wings fluttering, and Castiel disappeared from view.
âWhat the hell?â Dean whispered.
Too late, Harry realized what Castiel was planning to do. But by then, Castiel had already landed in front of him, fingers extended to brush against his temple. Unprepared, Harryâs awareness shut down, and he crumpled to the ground, asleep.
âDeath is very, very tired of its Masterâs strange wants and whims. This is the last time it does something he wants.â
aka: a apocalypse fix-it, featuring a master of death who has been reincarnated into a winchester. things can only go up from here.
chapter 5: sam and dean let their emotions out for one (1) whole minute; harry has a brief chat with ruby
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*
âSo where is it?â
Harry and Dean exchanged a look of confusion. âWhereâs what?â
The woman leaned against the doorframe, unimpressed. âThe pizzaâŠthat takes three guys to deliver?â
âI think we got the wrong room,â Dean said, backing away. Just as he was about to turn around, another figure joined them, yawning. He stilled mid-motion when he sees who, exactly, is in front of him. Harry would laugh if the situation wasnât so tense.
âHeya, Sammy,â Dean greeted quietly.
Ignoring the woman, he stepped into the room. Sam watched him approach carefully, and just as Harry started to believe that this reunion would go smoothly, that the two of them would hug, talk, and make up, a knife appeared.
The woman screamed as Sam lunged at Dean, who quickly blocked his attack. Bobby and Harry immediately raced forward, each gripping one of Samâs broad shoulders to pull him away. Sam doesnât make it easy for them, buckling wildly in their grasps.
âWho are you?â he shouted angrily.
Dean scoffed, which doesnât help the situation at all, thanks so much, big brother. âLike you didnât do this?â
âDo what?â
âSam, heâs not being possessed by a demon, trust me,â Harry interrupted, catching Samâs wrist to prevent him from hurting someone with the knife.
âItâs him, itâs him,â Bobby added. âIâve been through this already. Itâs really him.â
âButâŠâ
Dean continued to watch Sam with cautious green eyes. âI know. I look fantastic, huh?â He said, trying to lighten the mood.
âWeâre going to let you go, now,â Harry said. âBut you gotta promise me youâre not going to kill Dean, okay? I just got him back, after all.â
Sam nodded mutely, and Bobby and Harry released their hold, stepping away. At the same time, Sam rushed forward, embracing Dean in a tight hug. The other man clutched him back just as desperately. Harry glanced away, feeling slightly awkward, and accidentally caught the gaze of the unknown woman.
âSo, are they likeâŠtogether?â
Harry snorted. He canât say thatâs the first time that that misunderstanding ever happened. They were once denied lodging because the clerk refused to lend them a room for the purpose of a threesome. âNo, no. Theyâre brothers.â
The woman nodded slowly, appearing unconvinced. âRightâŠWell, I should probably go.â
âYeah, thatâs probably a good idea.â
Harry waited for her to get dressed, then saw her out, closing the door behind him. âWait.â
She turned around, lips pursued. âLook. Iâm not interested.â
âTrust me, neither am I,â Harry replied, smirking. âI just wanted to say that I prefer this body to the last one. How kind of you to choose a woman who had already died, Ruby.â
The woman tensed, her eyes flashing black. âHow did youâŠâ
Harry laughed. âYou didnât think my brothers were the only ones who were special, did you?â he asked, leaning back against the door. âLove, Iâm a Winchester.â
Ruby shook her head. âA Winchester who wasnât even supposed to be born.â
âTo be honest, Iâm quite proud of my abilities to fuck up fate,â Harry admitted, shrugging. âBut enough about me! Letâs talk about you and my brother. Iâm going venture out a guess, and say that there was more than hot sex happening in that room tonight, wasnât there?â
âI donât know what youâre talking about.â
âNo, of course you donât.â
Ruby studied him. âAnd if something else did happen tonight, what are you going to do about it?â
Harry sighed, rubbing a hand down his face. âWell, Ruby, I reckon youâre quite an important piece, if youâre stationed so close to Sammy. So if I kill you, a lot of other players are going to take notice, wonât they? Then, I suppose the answer is nothing. I canât do anything until I can see everything thatâs on the board.â
Her jaw slackened, surprised. âHow the hell do you know any of this?â
Harry winked. âA manâs got to have his secrets, love. And because of thatâŠâ
Suddenly, he snapped his fingers in front of her face, leaving her to blink, disoriented. âNone of this happened, alright? You came, you saw, you, uh, bled, and then you left. I saw you to the door, but thatâs it. We didnât have this conversation, understand?â
Her eyes glazed over. âGot it.â
âFantastic. Have a safe trip home, darling.â
*
When Harry re-entered the room, the others had settles on to the couch, beer bottles in hand. Dean glanced at him as he dead bolted the door shut. âYou took your sweet time seeing her out, huh? What were you doing out there, asking for her number?â
Harry shrugged. âSheâs hot.â
And, because he was looking for it, he caught Samâs expression of disgust.
âWell, be careful,â Dean continued, oblivious. âYou donât know what Sam might have passed on to her.â
âIâll wear a condom.â
âAnyways,â Sam interjected, eager to steer the conversation back on track. He really could live without the image of his brother and his, uh, Ruby, shacking up. âI was checking out some demons in Tennessee, and out of nowhere they took a hard left, booked up here.â
âWhen?â Dean demanded.
âYesterday morning.â
âWhen you got out,â Harry realized. He dropped into the seat besides Sam, ruffling his hair in greeting. It was even longer, now, and Harry wondered if the consumption of demon blood sped up its rate of growth. He wouldnât be surprised. Samâs soul was practically drenched in that stuff.
âYou think these demons are here âcause of you?â Bobby questioned. âBut why?â
Dean took a swig of his beer. âWell, I donât know, butâsome badass demon drags me out, and now this? Itâs gotta be connected somehow.â
âBut we donât know what theyâre doing,â Sam pointed out. âSo we got a pile of questions and no shovel. We need help.â
âI know a psychic,â Bobby suggested. âA few hours from here. Something this big, maybe sheâs heard the other side talking.â
The brothers exchanged glances, then Dean shrugged. âItâs worth a shot.â
âIâll be right back, then.â
Bobby left the room, presumably to make a phone call to the aforementioned psychic. Dean stood up as well, heading for the direction of the bathroom, but Sam stopped him. âHey, wait. You probably want this back.â
He reached under his shirt, and took out a cord, revealing the amulet heâd given Dean when they were younger. Sam pulled it over his head, and dropped it in Deanâs palm. Harry narrowed his eyes, studying the jewelry intently. It was just a piece of metal, so why did he detect so much magic from it?
âThanks, man,â Dean said.
âDonât mention it,â Sam murmured, watching intently as Dean put the necklace on, looking as if heâs debating with himself, before he blurted outââhey, Dean? What was it like?â
âWhat, Hell?â Dean asked, managing a small chuckle. âI donât know. I must have blacked out. I donât remember a damn thing.â
âWell, thank God for that.â
Right. Because Chuck was the one to thank in that situation.
*
âI assume you want to drive,â Sam said as they left the motel, heading towards the parking lot. It was a four hour drive, with Bobby leading in his truck, and the Winchesters following him behind.
Dean caught the car key Sam threw at him, eyes lighting up in delight. âOh, I almost forgot,â he whispered reverently, caressing the hood of the Impala. âHey, sweetheart. Did you miss me?â
Harry loved his brother, but fuck was he weird.
Dean slid into the driverâs seat, while Sam and Harry played a game of ârock, paper, and scissorsâ for shotgun. Sam won, and climbed into the passenger seat, only to be greeted by Deanâs harsh glare.
âWhat the hell is this?â he hissed, gesturing to the dashboard.
âThatâs an iPod jack,â Sam replied, smiling innocently.
âYou were supposed to take care of her, not douche her up!â
âThatâs what you get for willing the impala to him instead of me, idiot,â Harry pipped in. He was now stretched out across the backseat, fiddling with his phone.
Dean turned the key in the ignition, sighing when Jason Manns began to blare from the stereo. âReally, Sam?â
âDude, I thought it was my car.â
Dean didnât seem to deem that worthy of a verbal response. Instead, he violently ripped the iPod out of the jack, tossing it to the back carelessly. It hit Harry in the stomach.
âOw.â
âYou deserved it for letting Sam do this to baby.â
âDeath is very, very tired of its Masterâs strange wants and whims. This is the last time it does something he wants.â
aka: a apocalypse fix-it, featuring a master of death who has been reincarnated into a winchester. things can only go up from here.
chapter 4: bobby is surprised
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*
It took a long time for them to drive to Bobbyâs place, and even longer for them to convince him that yes, Dean was back and no, heâs not a demon nor a shapeshifter nor a revenant. Harry liked to think that his presence helped, but he also gladly admits that he did nothing but laugh at the look on Deanâs face when Bobby splashed him with holy water.
That is, until he himself got soaked.
Still, itâs enough to persuade Bobby, and the man lets them inside, slamming the door shut behind them. He offered them towels to dry their faces and beers to drink, chuckling when Dean downed his immediately, before grabbing Harryâs for himself.
âItâs good to see that you havenât changed one bit, boy,â he comments ruefully, shaking his head. He takes a sip of his own beer. âStillâŠthis donât make a lick of sense.â
âYeah, youâre preaching to the choir,â Dean responds.
âDean,â Bobby says, more insistent. âYour chest were in ribbons, your insides were slop. And youâve been buried for four months. Even if you could slip out of hell and back into your own meatsuitââ
Harry winces at the word, but Dean doesnât seem bothered when he interrupts, âI know, I should look like a Thriller video reject,â he says casually.
A beat. âWhat do you remember?â
âNot much. I remember I was a Hellhoundâs chew toy, and thenâŠlightâs out. Then I come to six feet under, and when I crawled out, I found Harry. That was it.â
Harry immediately realizes that Deanâs lying, lying, lying. It probably wasnât obvious to Bobby, who, despite his statue as their father, didnât grow up around Dean. He wasnât there when Dean came home with a bruised cheek and an unsteady gait, and lied about fighting with a gang and âyou should see the other guys;â he wasnât there when Dean came home with a wad of cash stuck inside his underwear, and lied about his great success at hustling pool; he wasnât there when Dean came home with bags of fast food and a rumbling stomach, and lied about having already eaten on the way back.
Dean has always lied to the ones he loved.
And Harry cannot begrudge him for it.
âSamâs number isnât working,â he says instead, smoothly changing the conversation topic. âWould you happen to know where he is?â
Bobby shrugged. âI havenât talked to him in four months.â
Dean narrowed his eyes. âYou let him go off by himself, too? Bobby, you shouldâve been looking after him.â
âDean, I told you,â Harry interjected, annoyed that Dean was directing his anger and frustration at Bobby. Unfairly, considering all the things the man had helped them with, âSam was dead set on it. You couldnât have stopped him if you had been here, either.â
âI wouldâve at least tried.â
âI did try,â Bobby replies. âThese last months havenât been exactly easy, you know. For him or me. We had to bury you.â
Dean sighed, looking away. âWhy did you bury me, anyway?â
âI wanted you salted and burned. Usual drill. ButâŠSam wouldnât have it.â
âWell, Iâm glad he won that one,â Dean replied weakly. He took a swig of his beer, swiping his mouth clean roughly with the sleeve of his shirt.
âHe said youâd need a body when he got you back home somehow,â Bobby added.
Dean furrowed his brows, and leaned forward in his seat. âWhat do you mean?â
âHe was quiet, real quiet. And then he just took off. Wouldnât return any of my calls. I tried to find him, but he didnât want to be found.â
Dean and Harry exchange a look, both of them coming to the same conclusion. âOh damn it, Sammy.â
âWhat?â
While Dean explained his theory to Bobby, Harry excused himself outside to have a smokeââitâs been a stressful day, Bobby. Just one stick, I promiseââand, unknown to them, have a little chat with Julian, who denied his suspicions.
âOh, he definitely tried,â Julian reported, chuckling softly. âBut the demons had their orders.â
Harry grimaced. Of course. Michael, Lucifer, Lilith, and whoever else are involved in this scheme must have predicted that Sam would try to bargain for Deanâs soul with his own, and would have forbade their underlings from allowing him to do so. The Righteous Man must spill the first blood for the Apocalypse to begin, after all. Dean Winchester couldnât be rescued from Hell until after the fact.
âBut you already knew it was the angel, Master,â Julian continued, dipping an onion ring into his sauce.
âI just wanted to check he didnât make any other deal,â Harry replied, answering the unspoken question. âStopping the Apocalypse is already difficult enough. I donât want to have to worry about my little brotherâs soul on top of that.â
âYou plan to stop it then, Master?â
âOf course.â
Julian hummed. âHumanity has changed you, Master.â
Harry rolled his eyes, aware of what Julian was referring to. When he had been Death, he hadnât particularly cared about the Apocalypse. Angels and humans and Earthâthose had all been Chuckâs creations. If he wished to preordain a battle between Lucifer and Michael, fought in their respective vessels and possibly destroying Earth in the process, well. That was entirely his business, not Harryâs. At most, he would have just grumbled about the extra work. But nowâŠ
âDean and Sam are my brothers,â he said. âI canât just stand aside and let them be killed.â
âDeath is a natural part of life,â Julian pointed out. âOne day, even you and I will die. Even God will die.â
âBut none of this is natural!â Harry retorted. âAngels and demons have been interfering with their livesâwith the lives of their ancestorsâsince the beginning of time! Even now, theyâre going to play at God and force the Apocalypse to start.â
âAs it was prophesized.â
âScrew prophecies,â Harry hissed, not bothering to hide the resentment in his tone.
Julian cocked his head. Ate another onion ring. âGod will be quite angry with you for interfering with his plans.â
âThen he can come here and tell me himself,â Harry said. âHave you seen him anywhere, by the way?â
Julian shook his head. âNot since before you fell.â
Harry sucked his bottom lip in worry. âWhat the hell is that bastard doing?â
âDoing whatever is good, I suppose,â Julian said. âHe is God, isnât he?â
Harry frowned at him. âYou know, Julian, I donât think Iâm the only one whoâs changed.â
âHow do you mean?â
âBefore I fell, you wouldâve never argued with me like this. Really, I remember you as being quite meek.â
There was pause. âI suppose,â Julian said slowly, âthat you might be right.â
âPerhaps it isnât humanity that changes us, but the experiences we had. My experiences as a human changed me, as did your experiences as Death.â
âAn interesting proposition, Master. Alas, Iâm afraid weâll have to cut this conversation short. Your brother is coming.â
Julian disappeared just as Dean rounded the corner, Bobby following behind him. âHey. You done smoking your cigarette yet?â
âOf course. Just taking a little breather before I have to go back and deal with you,â Harry responded. âEverything alright?â
âWe tracked Sam down,â Dean said. âHeâs in Pontiac, Illinois.â
Harry blinked. âIsnât that where you were buried?â
âAnd right where I popped up. Hell of a coincidence, donât you think?â
âDeath is very, very tired of its Masterâs strange wants and whims. This is the last time it does something he wants.â
aka: a apocalypse fix-it, featuring a master of death who has been reincarnated into a winchester. things can only go up from here.
chapter 3: dean crawls out of hell
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*
Harry spent the next month trying to track down any of the other three Horsemen, which is hard work, okay, since they donât have a physical form, shut up Julian. Famine, Pestilence, and War all rely on their respective rings to inhabit a human body, which was currently impossible, as those pesky little things were still being used to trap Lucifer in his Cage. Harry, on the other hand, was Death, a being that had existed for as long as God had. A ring wasn't going to change that.
(Nevermind the fact that Harry didnât even give Chuck his true ring, just a copy of it, weaker and smaller but still strong enough to hold Lucifer. Harry supposed heâll give that one to Julian when Lucifer inevitably broke out.
Because he will. The first seal had broken, and the rest will fall like dominoes. There were over six hundred of them, after all, and the demons only have to break sixty-six of them. There was a chance that they might be stopped, but only if the angels protect the seals with everything they had. As of now, however, Harry knew that that was not the case.
Of the hundred or more garrisons that operate, only three were sent to retrieve Deanâs soul; the others were called back, in preparation for the final battle that the angels were certain will occur. And why wouldnât it? Theyâre actively assisting the demons in breaking the seals, which means Lucifer will be released soon enough. No one had seen halo and wing of Michael since even before Harryâs fall, but thatâs okay. Heâll show up eventuallyâheâs the obedient son, after all. And Dean and Sam Winchester will obviously fall over themselves to say âyesâ to their hosts. Theyâre only mud monkeys, and as such, they wouldn't dare to refuse. No, they will feel blessed for having been chosen by fate to play these roles. Sorry, what is this thing called Free Will?
(Sometimes, Harry pitied the angels.))
The point is, by the four month anniversary of Deanâs death, Harry has only narrowed Warâs location down to a region, not even the exact country. Nevertheless, he paused his progress to pop into a store to buy two bottles of Deansâs favorite beer, before going to Deanâs grave and settling down. He shoved one of the bottle into the dirt near his legs.
âCheers, you jerk,â he said.
Harry popped the cap off of his own beer, and took a swig; scrunched his nose at the taste. He can just hear Dean calling him a girl for not liking the taste of beer, the drink of a real man. Involuntarily, he rolled his eyes in reply.
After a moment, he spoke, âIâm sorry, you know, for not getting you out of there. But if anyone knows who I am, or what Iâm capable ofâŠitâll bring a host of troubles.â
He snorted at the inadvertent pun, but the cross remained silent.
âAlright, fine, so it wasnât that funny. Still, I am sorry. Here, Iâll finish the rest of this shitty beer to show you how sorry I am.â
Harry finished the rest of his shitty beer, and smashed the empty bottle on the ground beside him. The glass shattered upon impact, shards rebounding and slicing his arm open. Harry watched impassively as red drops of blood welled to the surface, and one, two, three managed to fall before his skin knitted itself back together, pushing out the glass fragments in the process.
He turned around, preparing to return to the Balkans, when the Angel Radio suddenly boomed with a triumphant voice:
âDEAN WINCHESTER IS SAVED!â
The declaration was made by Castiel, whose voice Harry had become intimately familiar with, as the angel was the leader of one of the garrison charged with freeing The Righteous Man. He has dutifully reported their progress every day for the last month decade.
Harry breathed out a sigh, relieved. His decision to leave Deanâs freedom to the angels had been a difficult one. Despite what he had just said to Deanâs grave, he had seriously considered just saying fuck it, abandoning the plan Julian and he had painstakingly drawn up, blowing his cover, and diving down there to rescue Dean. His conviction had only wavered for each second longer the angels stayed in Hell.
Heâs got a saving peopleâs thing, after all.
But that was unnecessary now. Castiel had done it. He had rescued Dean. Now all he has to do was put the soul back in Deanâs bodyâ
Harryâs eyes widened, and heâs barely had time to fall forward, arms covering his head and eyes screwed tightly shut, before he felt Castiel ascend from Hell and land on Earth, sending ripples of purifying energyâgrace, to be exactâto the surrounding areas. Even with his status as Death, Harry still feared that heâll go blind. Castiel didnât attempt to hide his powers at all.
Then, as soon as he appeared, he was gone, leaving Deanâs soul behind.
In his body, trapped six feet under.
Harry lifted his head, blinking blearily at the unmoving patch of dirt.
The angels really didnât think this through, did they?
It took a while for Dean to break through his wooden coffin and the ground, and even longer for him to convince Harry that, yes, he is actual Dean Winchester, very human and very alive and no, he has no idea how or why thatâs possible
(Harry is good at acting, alright? Besides, if he isnât suspicious about Dean's miraculous resurrection, then Dean will get suspicious because of his lack of suspicion, then he will tell Sam about his suspicions about their brother, then Sam will tell Ruby, who will tell Lilith, who will tell whichever angel she is working with, and thatâll bring a whole host of problems onto his head.
Pun very much intended, this time.)
Harry refused to let him drink any of the beer until heâs eaten something, so they go to the nearest convenience store, which is fortunately deserted. He grabbed some food while Dean go to the restroom to wash his face and hands, and everything should be fine except Dean returned with a pale face and his shirt sleeves rolled to his shoulders.
There was a raw, raised hand print on his arm.
For fuckâs sake, Castiel, Harry thought, exasperated. There was no need to be this possessive. Everyone already knows you were the one who saved him.
âI think a demon yanked me out,â Dean said.
Harry stared. That could not be further from the truth, he wanted to says, along with damn, Castiel, your plan really backfired.
Castiel seemed to agree, and decided he should correct Dean's assumptions immediately. His true voice, when he spoke, reverberated with power, becoming stronger the longer Dean remained ignorant of his words. Finally, he seemed to realize that his efforts were futile, for the ringing disappeared. The building stopped shaking.
âSo maybe not a demon,â Dean gasped out, still crouched on the floor with his hands over his ears. âBut still, something with bad mojo. You saw what they did to myâŠto my grave.â
âWhy would they save you, then?â Harry asked, carefully standing up and picking the glass shards out of his clothes. Thank Chuck for leather jackets. Theyâre virtually indestructible.
âTo uphold their end of the bargain.â
âBargain?â Harry repeated, before he realized what Dean was implying. âYou think someone made a deal.â At Deanâs pointed look, he quickly shook his head, âI didnât do it.â
âSam, then,â Dean decided, and Harry would scoff at him for being so presumptuous, except the thought had crossed Harryâs mind more than once. âWhere is he?â
Harry shrugged. âI donât know. I havenât talked to him for months. Heâs alive, though,â he was sure of that. The reapers had been instructed to inform him if his brotherâs soul was ever reaped.
âYou didnât keep an eye on him? Harrisonâ!â
Harry cut Dean off before he could continue his tirade. As a human, he had agreed that their youngest brother needed to be protected, but now that he has regained his memories, he has come to the realization that they were way, way, way too co-dependent on one another. Sam was a full grown hunter now, for fuckâs sake. He was completely capable of making his own decisions, good or bad, and doesnât need to be watched by either of his two older brothers. âHe was dead set on striking out on his own. And you know him. Heâs more stubborn than the two of us combined.â
Dean grimaced, and finished the last of his energy bar. âFine. Come on, thereâs a payphone outside.â
âOr, you could just use mine?â Harry suggested, retrieving his phone from his jean pocket. âBecause I really doubt that you remember his number from the top of your head.â
Dean glared at him, but didnât refute his statement. He grabbed Harryâs phone and scrolled through his contacts until he landed on Samâs name, and pressed the call button. An alert tone beeped.
âWeâre sorry,â a recording said. âYouâve reached a number that has been disconnected.â
Deanâs frown deepened. He swiped up Harryâs contact list and clicked on another name. This call is picked up immediately.
âHarry?â Bobbyâs voice sounded through the speaker, âSomething wrong?â
âUm, maybe,â Harry replied before Dean can say anything. âListen, I was at Deanâs grave today, and, uh.â
âAnd?â
âI found him. Alive. I found him alive.â
There was a pause. âThis ain't funny, kid,â Bobby warned.
âHeâs not kidding,â Dean interjected. âItâs really me.â
Thereâs a click. Dean and Harry glanced at each other.
âHe hung up, didnât he?â
âTo be fair, you wouldnât have believed yourself, either,â Harry pointed out.
âThis is definitely your fault,â Dean told him with a light shove. âIf you hadnât pulled all of those pranks on him when we were youngerâŠâ
Harry huffed. âLike you didnât help me with every single one of them?â
They grinned at each other fondly. Dean, of course, was the first to look away. âI guess the only thing we can do now is go and reveal myself to him.â
âYou make it sound so dramatic,â Harry said sarcastically, because if there was ever a time to be dramatic, this was it.
âShut up, imp,â Dean called back, stepping out the door, no doubt heading towards the white car parked outside. Harry was sure it hadnât been there when they first arrived. Well then. He supposed he should thank the angels for not forcing them to walk all the way to Sioux Falls. âCome on, weâll have to hurry if we want to get there before it gets dark.â
Harry rolled his eyesâheadlight existed for a reasonâbut followed after him.
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âDeath is very, very tired of its Masterâs strange wants and whims. This is the last time it does something he wants.â
aka: a apocalypse fix-it, featuring a master of death who has been reincarnated into a winchester. things can only go up from here.
chapter 2: harry (finally, julian sighs) remembers
read it below, or on ao3
*
The anniversary of Deanâs death found Harry sitting on the side of the road, holding a bottle of beer loosely by its neck. An unopened bottle was buried in the dirt in front of him, along with two other similar bottles.
âItâs been three months, DeanâŠâ
The crude cross made no reply, and Harry sighed. He lifted his hand and let the beer trickle down his throat, suppressing his gag reflex. He has never liked beer or any other alcohol, preferring the scent of smoke as it filled his mouth and lungs. Sam had always berated him, citing the list of cancers whenever he returned with another pack. But itâs not Harry who is dead, is it? Dean is. Dean is in Hell, because he is a dumbass who sold his soul for Samâs.
Sam, who doesnât even care. Sam, who Harry last saw six weeks ago. Sam, who is probably fucking that demon girlfriend of his and drinking her shitty demon blood instead of here, with his brother, drinking shitty beer to honor his other brother. The one who died for him.
The one who has been tortured for three decades.
Time passes differently in hell. John held out for ten months and a hundred years, but Harry knew Dean was never that resilient.
(It was why he went and got Sam that weekend to look for their dad. In truth, Harry and Dean would have been fine on their own, but Dean wanted any excuse to see and talk with Sam again; to try and lure him away from that apple pie life, and into the life of a hunter; to manipulate him into being with Dean again. Four years was the longest the two had been away from each other, and Dean, who carried and fed and bathed and dressed little Sammy, couldnât cope with the separation.
(Look where that got him, huh? Buried six feet under, on the side of a random road.))
How long until he meets Dean again, this time with black eyes and a tainted soul? Would Harry be able to kill him, or even exorcise him?
Three monthsâŠ
Harry finished the last of his beer, and threw the bottle at a nearby tree. It shattered upon impact and exploded into glass shards, hitting the man who had just appeared. It was midnight, and Harry had neither seen a car nor heard the click of the manâs cane, and he had the sharpest senses of any hunter he had come across. The man, if he really was a man, had literally materialized out of thin air.
Harry jumped up, a gun already cocked and aimed. The man remained unfazed, however, bushing away the pieces that had impaled themselves into his overcoat. He was old, with a narrow face and slicked-back hair.
âWho are you?â Harry asked.
The man chuckled, âah, Master. How quickly you forget me. Well, itâs being several thousand years, and the Apocalypse dawns. I believe itâs high time for you to remember.â
Then, quicker than Harryâs human eyes can follow, the man was right there and pressing two thin finger against his temple and then he was screaming. The gun dropped out of his hands, hitting the ground with a thump, soon echoed by his knees as they buckled. The man followed him down, remaining skin contact as he poured something into Harry.
As he returned all the powers back to their rightful master.
Harry passed out, his human body unable to handle the burden.
*
When he woke, he was lying on top of the Invisibility Cloak, looking up at the bright sky. The being that had been Death, but no longer, sat at his side, picking French fries out of a McDonald bag.
HarryâDeathâHarry groaned, flinging an arm across his eyes to block the bright sunlight. The Stone on his finger hit his forehead. He could also feel a wand harness digging into the skin of his other arm. Heâll have to adjust that. During his first life, he had been skinnier; this one introduced him to the oils and fats in American fast food.
âFinally awake, Master?â His loyal companion drawled.
âJulian,â Harry said, âshut up, please.â
The reaper crunched down on a fry loudly.
Harry sighed, and pushed himself up on his elbows. A truck drove by, slowing down as the driver turned her head to give him a concerned look. Harry met her eyes, and knew she was about to die twenty three minutes later by hitting a train head on. He gave her a thumbs up.
The truck sped up, driving away.
âSo, the Apocalypse, huh?â
âAs it is written: the first seal shall be broken when a Righteous Man sheds blood in Hell,â Julian reminded him, as if Harry wasnât there when Chuck wrote them.
âAnd Iâm guessing Dean is this Righteous Man?â
Julian inclined its head in agreement, and Harry let out a laugh. Right, just his luck. There were only six Righteous Men in the whole of creation. Of course he was born brother to one.
âAngels began storming Hell this morning,â Julian told him. âThey intend to retrieve Deanâs soul and return it to his body.â
âOnly after he broke the seal, of course. Those bloody bastards,â Harry muttered darkly. âAnd here I thought Michaelâs Sword was supposed to be free of taint.â
Julian shrugged, âPerhaps an angel will purify him.â
Harry gaped, âand absorb the taint into itself? That will influence it to fall.â
âWhereâs the harm in that? You did, and we were okay.â Julian said casually.
Harry winced. Ah, so Julian wasnât going to ignore the topic Harry wanted to ignore. âIâm sorry, dude. I didnât know I would be reincarnated. I thought I would be human for only a little while.â
âYouâre forgiven,â Julian said simply, âyou couldnât have known.â
âIâright, yeah.â Harry licked his dry, chapped lips, âso, you lot were good?â
âA soul has never not been collected,â Julian reported.
âThat is good. Nice job.â
âMmhmm.â
They sat in silence for a while, Julian finishing his Happy Meal while Harry properly listened to the Angel Radio for the first time in eons. In every lifetime while he was young, he would be able to hear voices. They would usually fade when he experienced puberty, and every time he had decided they were figments of a childâs imagination.
Only now has he finally learned the truth.
Harry didnât know how the Radio worked, exactly. He just knew it allowed angels to telepathically communicate, but Harry and Chuck would also be able to talk in it. And when one message was sent, it was received by everyone. There was no such thing as DMs or privacy. Why would there need to be, unless someone had something to hide?
Currently, the Radio was buzzing with the news of three garrisons descending into Hell. Of plans to break more seals. Of cooperating with demons. Of how Sam Winchester is doing exactly as he should. Of summoning the Horsemenâ
Ah, of course. The Four Horsemen and their rings that bind the cage.
âDeath is very, very tired of its Masterâs strange wants and whims. This is the last time it does something he wants.â
aka: a apocalypse fix-it, featuring a master of death who has been reincarnated into a winchester. things can only go up from here.
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*
It began like this:
After that disaster with the Tower of Babel, Harry turned to his companion.
âI think Iâll like to live some time as a human,â he said.
His companion cocked its head, âwhy?â
Harry gestured to the people they were watching, âdo you not think theyâre amazing? I had my doubts, initially, when Chuck created them. I did not believe they could compare to the leviathans or the angels, and yet, barely a few centuries since their creation and theyâve already tried to reach heaven. Thatâs a more momentous feat than any of Chuckâs creatures have done in the past few millennials!â
âBut their attempts were unsuccessful,â his companion reminded him.
âYes, Chuck was always the spoilsport, wasnât he? Even now, when he has disappeared,â Harry sighed, âbut I think theyâll overcome the language barrier, sooner or later. And, ah, how Iâll like to be there, among their midst, when they do. Yes, yes I do.â
His companion did not answer, for it did not yet understand the basis of Harryâs wish. From what it had seen so far, they were impulsive and illogical beings. For a while, the two stood together, content to observe the humans as they shouted, frustrated at the sudden appearance of the different languages.
Harry broke the silence, âThe other day, I saw an angel tear out its grace. Then, it fell.â
âIt became a demon?â
âNo, not a demon. I think it was reborn as a human boy.â
âHow fascinating.â
âQuite,â Harry agreed, âand, I wondered, if the same would happen to me if I lost my powers.â
His companion was alarmed, âMaster?â
Harry smiled at it, âI think it would be rather interesting, donât you agree?â
âInteresting, maybe, but who would collect the souls of the dead?â His companion questioned.
âHmm,â Harry tapped his chin, his ring glinting as he did so, âperhapsâŠyou?â
His companion seemed shocked at the prospect, although its emotions were always difficult to perceive. Of course, this was not its fault. His creator, being the entity that is Death, had troubles sculpting expressions. There was a reason why Chuck was God, the Giver of life, and Harry was Death, the Taker of life.
âPardon?â
Harry placed a hand on its shoulder, âyouâre my first creation, and I trust you like no other. I will give you my powers, and you will be Death.â
âWhat about you?â His companion demanded. âWill you cease to exist?â
âNo, nothing so drastic.â Harry chuckled, appeasing his companion. âIf things occur as I suspect they will, I will be reborn as a human.â
It remained hesitant, âMaster, I canâtâŠâ
Harryâs expression softened, âI am aware this may seem like a great burden, but I assure you it is not. You have seen me reap many times; you yourself have reaped many times. Furthermore, I do not think you will have to bear it for long. Humans die rather quickly, as we have both witnessed. When you reap me after I die, you can return my powers to me, if you wish.â
His companion mulled over his proposal, âand what if the Apocalypse occurs in your absence? I am not capable of collecting that many souls alone.â
âIndeed you will not be,â Harry agreed. âTo assist you during that time, I will create other companions before I leave.â
âButâŠâ His companion struggled to devise another counter-argument.
âIf the Apocalypse do occur during my time as a human, I grant you special permission to find me and return my powers to me.â Harry added. âAny other times, however, you must leave me alone to live my own life freely as I will.â
âThat is agreeable,â his companion finally said. It appeared that no amount of persuasion could change its Masterâs mind. The entity was incredibly stubborn, after all. It still remember when he and Chuck had argued about the creation of Purgatory, and how the planets came to have craters.
Harry squeezed his shoulder, âthank you, my friend,â he dropped his arm. âThen, I will go and create your companions. Afterwards, I will give you my powers, and you will be Death.â
His companion said nothing as he walked away.
*
It continued like this:
Death watched as the human, named Shelah by his Earthly parents, took his last breath. By human standards, he had lived a decent life. Death could only hope that it had been enough to satisfy its Masterâs curiosity. It had been a long 433 years as Death, and the being could now understand why its Master was so desperate to escape and be a human instead.
When the bodyâs heartbeat finally stopped, Death reached forward, eager to give the powers back to their rightful master and return to being just another companion of Death. Or, as the humans called them now, reapers.
But its Masterâs soul had only exited Shelahâs dead body for a second before it disappeared.
Death paused, glancing around to check that another reaper hasnât reaped the soul by mistake. It had given out clear instructions, stating that this soul was its and its alone.
None. There was nothing that suggested another reaper had been here.
Death was befuddled, until it suddenly felt its Masterâs soul again. But it was no longer here, where the body of Shelah laid. No, it was across the ocean, andâŠ
It was in the body of another human, this time of a baby girl.
Death stared at the wailing infant for seven minutes and 54 seconds before understanding dawned.
Its Master was the original Death, an immortal entity. Like his counterpart God, he could not die. He cannot be reaped.
He will only be reborn as human. Again and again and again.
And Death, who has been instructed to not bother its Master while heâshe is alive, cannot return her powers to her until the Apocalypse came.
*
And it continued like this:
Henry Winchester was born on July 31st, 1981, to one Mary Campbell and John Winchester. When he is brought home from the hospital, he is greeted by his older brother, Dean. Two years later, they will both welcome Sam similarly.
Six months later, his mother will die, and John will throw away everything to hunt the demon that murdered her.
Included among the casualties are the childhoods of his three boys, but he will never spare that a single thought.
And Death will watch, and will count down to the second when Dean will say âyesâ to Alastair.