Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.

Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*

Tom: Oh my god, Chilled

Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.

Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-

Smarty: I can not hear you, hold on one sec

Aphex: *cry-laughing*

Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?

Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details

Chilled: You there though?

Smarty: Yeah, what's up?

Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?

Smarty: ... What?

Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-

Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?

Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-

Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?

Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.

Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now

Aphex: *wheezing*

Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.

Smarty: ... I just checked Twitter?