Sep 29, 2025
note to self: when this is all over, make a tally of each character by word count. i have to see who the biggest yapper is. (and i don't think anyone's done it yet, sooooo...)
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note to self: when this is all over, make a tally of each character by word count. i have to see who the biggest yapper is. (and i don't think anyone's done it yet, sooooo...)
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oh god, wow. i uh. forgot about this old thing. don't worry everyone, i'm not dead! i just don't care much for bluesky or tiktok or whatever the fuck the kids use nowadays. plus, tumblr is kinda nostalgic for me at this point. it's so quaint. i guess i will just start using this again for my garbage takes, cause why not?
progress on absopro 13th anniversary edition is going steady.
"but stan, you said it was going to be out on 09/14! it's not the anniversary edition anymore! you missed the anniversary!"
i did! that's true! some stuff came up (i don't really wanna talk about it) and i'm going to be a bit late to the party. but it'll be fashionably late. i hope. also i am probably going to be the only one at the party. nobody really cares about absopro anymore besides crazyass diehards like me who've been trapped in this gamer hole for 13 years for reasons that may or may not have to do with pewdiepie.
...ahem. anyway.
it's coming. the story will continue to continue! i'm trying my best over here, okay! i'm just a guy!
10/12/2025. get your butts ready.